What Did Everyone Get for Christmas

[Fruitfly]

I didn't get anything for Christmas, but when you're my age, all the things you want are up to God to give: a cute, athletic, intelligent, spiritual man, a book publishing deal, acceptance to a doctorate program, the ability to speak French like a native in only one year, etc. etc.

Santa told me my first and last request are impossible but the others might work out. (-;

(yeah, I sat on Santa's lap, lol.)