Does anyone watch Kendra?....oh and a little Kris Allen Talk too ahha

[InnocentlyClumsy]

Random and I don't even know [sad isn't it] if this is the right section....

but does anyone watch Kendra?
Pretty sure that's the name of the show.
It's on E or like channel 65 or something like that depending on where u are in the world.
She used to be in the show The Girls Next Door.
She's an ex or retired...old....playboy bunny who is now married to that hott half black dude and is pregnant?
Anyway I love love that show idk why.
I think she's a cutie too in a fake bunny sort of way.

[MANGOSTEEN]

it's kinda boring.
girls next door is better.

haha xD

[Cindy.]

i did once,
and it sucked (:

[Katie..Efron]

i love it!
her laf is amazing haha

[thank me later.]

haha, I do. I love it.
Hank Baskett is so hot.
a badass football player, too. :]

I loved when they went to Clovis and she tried to milk the cow.
that was hilarious.

[InnocentlyClumsy]

I haven't seen that one yet.
The last one I saw was her going to vegas with her friends and Hank all grumpy when she got home.
I love how her dog/dogs always poop on the floor when she's not around ahha.

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hahaha yeah.
and like he cleaned the house, and she got back and threw her shorts all over the place, right?
I think. I only saw the end to that one.

[InnocentlyClumsy]

YES lmao.
He's like "Why are u doing that? I just put them away for you."
She's like "I need to do that to see what I have to wear."
"Are you gonna put them back?"
"No...why?"
lmao i love that girl.

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haha yeah!
and then she laid on the bed and started snoring.
I love her. she's so funny.

[InnocentlyClumsy]

It's not normal for an 18 year old to want to be Kendra...an ex playboy bunny haha.
idk I feel weird saying that but she's just adorable and funny with her laugh.

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I don't think that's weird.
haha, I'm only 15 and I'd want to be her just for her husband :]
but I agree. she's pretty awesome. and her laugh is very funny.

she was basically the only reason I watched GND.
Holly was really annoying, I think.

[InnocentlyClumsy]

One of the three wasn't very pretty.
I only know Kendra cause of her show and I always liked her in GND.
The one was like really old looking and the other was too girly or something.

I think I just like Kendra cause she made it ok not to be perfect and you can still be a playboy bunny.
I always thought they were ****ty and stuff but she's really not.
She just likes to flash people and do indoor skydiving topless.....sounds fun actually ahha.

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yeah, Bridget looked kinda old.
and Holly was very very very girly.
http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20070223/425.girls.next.door3.022307.jpg
Kendra, Holly, Bridget.

yeah, I thought they were ****ty too, but then along came Kendra.
and, for me at least, I liked her because she like.
she showed everyone that girls can like sports too.

[InnocentlyClumsy]

Yeah lol.
and she's pretty too and not all gnarly.

[kathrynn]

oh my gosh,
i love her.
haha she makes me smile.

[thank me later.]

haha everyone makes you smile. :]

and, Steph, here's her milking a cow.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQwR05wSu-Y
haha everyone else can do it but she can't.

[InnocentlyClumsy]

haha everyone makes you smile. :]

and, Steph, here's her milking a cow.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQwR05wSu-Y
haha everyone else can do it but she can't.

Oh lol thanks I'll check it out :]

LMAO she's like flipping Jessica Simpson MINUS the ugliness and idk.
I'd love to be that girl's bff


oh my gosh,
i love her.
haha she makes me smile.

I like ur avie btw.
Kris and Katy are so dang cute lol.

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haha dude, seriously, being her best friend would be so much fun.
she's so crazy.

[InnocentlyClumsy]

I have a list going of many people I'd like to meet.

David Archuleta
David Cook
Jordin Sparks
Adam Lambert
Kris Allen and Katy cause she looks sweet lol
Kendra and Hank...and maybe their baby by then.
....oh and my husband if I ever find him :p
Rob Pattinson
Taylor Lautner

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if I listed people I wanted to meet, you wouldn't know who 3/4 of them are, hahaa.
but I wouldn't mind meeting Kendra and Hank, Taylor Lautner, or Kris Allen.

[kathrynn]

haha kris allens so sweet.
ive ~met him.
he's awesome.

[InnocentlyClumsy]

haha kris allens so sweet.
ive ~met him.
he's awesome.

Aww really?
I'm jealous.
He looks really chill and stuff so I'd love to meet him someday.

Seriously, I'm going to Arkansas sp? to go find me an 18 year old Kris for sure....
Thing is a 23 year old Kris doesn't really matter I mean...it's almost the same ageish idk

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haahaha I remember when you texted me about that, Kathryn.
I was so happy for you :]

[kathrynn]

http://i669.photobucket.com/albums/vv54/calliexfornia/1_652299485l-1.jpg
http://i669.photobucket.com/albums/vv54/calliexfornia/1_835718176l.jpg
http://i669.photobucket.com/albums/vv54/calliexfornia/1_839438552l.jpg
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http://i669.photobucket.com/albums/vv54/calliexfornia/42519.jpg
im obsessed with them.


and yeah i went to the american idol finale, and had floor seats, like in that mosh pit area?
and when ryan secreast like called out his name like when he won,
i started cryingg :] then after the cameras stopped he saw me and reached out and touched my hand and was like awwww
and yeah. haha

[InnocentlyClumsy]

How long ago did u meet him?
Like where at? What show?

I was soo mad cause I was in Cali at the time that they had the show in Tacoma, Washington.
So I get home and see all of these updates from people on Facebook and I'm swearing at the screen.
NOT that I'd have gotten tickets. Believe me I cried enough last year not being able to go...my parents just idk didn't want to pay 300 per ticket.


Edit:
aww that's so cute.
U weren't like that annoying piece of crap girl though right?
U know the one I mean that like bawled over Archie and someone else I forget.

[kathrynn]

like, the american idol finale.
like, the actual show. haha.

awwwhhh, they're coming to cali for like 6 days and i can't go to the one in LA because
the only tickets they have are like 300 dollars. and my parents already bought me 500 dollar britney tickets.
sooo, haha.

but yeah, if you go before/after the show, you have a really good chance at meeting them.
thats prolly what im going to do, haha. i love him sfm.

[kathrynn]

How long ago did u meet him?
Like where at? What show?

I was soo mad cause I was in Cali at the time that they had the show in Tacoma, Washington.
So I get home and see all of these updates from people on Facebook and I'm swearing at the screen.
NOT that I'd have gotten tickets. Believe me I cried enough last year not being able to go...my parents just idk didn't want to pay 300 per ticket.


Edit:
aww that's so cute.
U weren't like that annoying piece of crap girl though right?
U know the one I mean that like bawled over Archie and someone else I forget.

...annoying piece of crap girl?
wtf? hahaha i have no idea what you're talking abouttt : )
haha i've never cried over Archie so i dont think its me.

[InnocentlyClumsy]

I actually really really want to marry a guy like that.
He's shorter and for some reason I love shortish or really tall guys....kinda into extremes.
Just not those midgets on TLC...eeek lol.

PLUS he's a cutie and a christian and not a drama king so it could be a good compromise if I ever found a guy like Kris.

[InnocentlyClumsy]

...annoying piece of crap girl?
wtf? hahaha i have no idea what you're talking abouttt : )
haha i've never cried over Archie so i dont think its me.


Let me find her idk what season she was from lmao.
OHHH god it was the Sanjaya season
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya5cTGQTn8I

and for archie too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD8RYdabAHA

[thank me later.]

hahahaha I remember her.
I never watched AI, but I always saw her on The Soup.

[InnocentlyClumsy]

She cracks me up with her pretend crying.
I heard she gets paid to be like that.

[thank me later.]

dude for real?
laaame. I thought it was real haha.

but like. who in their right mind would get that excited over Sanjaya?
that seems very odd to me.

[annaa.]

aha, i love it!
kendras awesome!

[InnocentlyClumsy]

Eeeeh yeah I sure as heck wouldn't.
He was in some commercial a while back I swear to god and idk why.

Ok I'm so jealous of Katy...I mean HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEARTS wtf lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN7Yo_9ROrA

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hahaha he came to a ...I think circus? I don't remember, but something in Fargo, ND.
and I was like, "haha that's the best he can do?"

and they're so cute together, seriously.

[InnocentlyClumsy]

Why can't guys like Kris be in this world?
I mean girls seem to find guys like that but then there's me who does deserve a great guy....
and I get crapped on. Kinda my life though I mean what can ya do lol.

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hahaha, well, no guys here are like him either, so.
yeah. haha.

[InnocentlyClumsy]

I'll find one like that eventually I just don't know when why or how.
My HS sweetheart crap is gone...since I'm no longer in school ahha

[thank me later.]

I still have 2 years to find my ~high school sweetheart.
maybe it'll happen, but probably not. haha

aaaaand last week's episode is on now, and they went topless skydiving?
she's insaaaaane.

[InnocentlyClumsy]

isn't she lmao.
I love how the blur out her boobs but u can still OBVIOUSLY see those puppies.
Her friend didn't want to do it cause unlike Kendra, her boobs are real so she was afraid they come up and smack her in the face hahahaha.

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hahaha that would have been hilarious.

and the gay guy killed me.
"I've got a present for you, Hanky! ...but not the Super Bowl trophy."

[InnocentlyClumsy]

OMG I love that gay guy. ....

[thank me later.]

he kept saying Hanky Panky and Hank was like "..I don't know about that."
he's funny.

new episode now!

[InnocentlyClumsy]

It's on now?

[thank me later.]

haha I forgot you're on the west coast, so no. not now for you.
but for me, yes.

[kayla_]

i watch it

[InnocentlyClumsy]

haha I forgot you're on the west coast, so no. not now for you.
but for me, yes.


So what time would that be?
I wanna see it tonight but I usually wait till like 1am and then see it lmao.

[thank me later.]

I have no idea, haha.
it's usually like 2 hours later, isn't it?

[InnocentlyClumsy]

idk lmao we'll see



Guys look at the celeb section....there's some scary spammers lmao

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I'd probably say watch E! now.
cause it's like 9 there, right?
but I don't know haha.


I love spammers like that.
they make me so happy.
and, no disrespect to Zac, but this killed me.
I shoved zacs **** in my mouth
it didnt even reach my front teeth wtf
hahaahahahahah.

[InnocentlyClumsy]

yeah it's 9 right now lol.


Ok I will but lmao omg I know
I just reported the two of them.

[thank me later.]

dude why report them?
they make me laugh hahahahaha.

why do they always spam us, though?
weird.

[InnocentlyClumsy]

I report to be a "Big girl"

I have no idea. Probably cause we're a huge community of well known people or something.

[thank me later.]

haha true that.
you're older so you're ~mature.
I'm only 15, and I'm very immature :]

probably.
I think it's lame that they do it, though.
it makes me laugh, but I think it's lame that they have nothing better to do.

[InnocentlyClumsy]

ehh no I'm hella immature. I just pretend I'm not and then I just seem more immature after.

especially when they post about like stupid stuff.
Penises and vag is kinda weird to talk about AS A TOPIC of a thread lmao.

[thank me later.]

haha, I pretend I'm mature, then act immature later, too.
it's fun :]

that is very weird, haha.
especially for the like, younger kids.

[InnocentlyClumsy]

i notice that it's mostly the younger kids who post about it.
It's like funny to them or something to talk about wieners and girly parts ahhaha.

[thank me later.]

hahahaha. I guess.
I remember that, though.
haha I was in 6th grade and I was 12, and I thought I was so cool because that's when I started to swear.
talking about that kind of stuff is still weird for me, though. haha

[InnocentlyClumsy]

lol yeah....idk my friends lately are doing stuff that I've never really had to face...
soo it's kinda weird actually talking to them about stuff because I'm innocent and they aren't so it's like.
Ehhh am I supposed to know what this means?"

[thank me later.]

Hahaha yeah.
My friends aren't innocent either.
Infact, as we speak, I'm finding out about how epicly wasted my bff got on Friday.
I've never even tasted alcohol..

[InnocentlyClumsy]

I tasted it for the first time last month when my neighbors brought my parents some homemade beer.
Tasted like one sip of the shizz OMG it's fingernail polish remover in a glass I swear to god.

[thank me later.]

well that's just lovely, haha.
I'm probably one of the few people in ND who hasn't drinken before.
That's what we're known for. We're the top state for underage drinking.
Kinda ironic, we're one of the top GPA states, too.

Ohh wait. I've tried my mom's wine cooker one time. It was good.

[InnocentlyClumsy]

Yeah I mean I don't drink and I don't plan to lol.
It just seems like it's more trouble than it's worth.
I live so close to the Canadian border though that when I turn 19...idk what we're gonna do lmao.

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Isn't it only 18? Atleast it is over here. We're only ~60 miles from the border.
That's what my coworker did the weekend of his 18th.
Drove up to some border town and got ****faced and came home with a tattoo haha.

[InnocentlyClumsy]

No it's 19 for us idk why lol.
18 in england
16 or something crazy in germany
19 in canada
and obviously ...21 in the US.

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Ohhhhh you're over by British Columbia, aren't you?
That's why. Well atleast in Vancouver it's 19.

Aaand in Russia, I heard you just have to be able to see over the bar to drink.
I don't know if it's true, but it wouldn't surprise me.

[InnocentlyClumsy]

Lmao I wouldn't be surprised either haha.

yeah Vancouver BC. Weirdly enough I've only been across the border like once or twice and I live 30 minutes away ahha

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pshhhhhhhh I'd be going to Canada all the time if I was you.
I've only been there once. but I'm gonna live there one day :]

[kathrynn]

awwww,
Jo living in Canada.

cute :]
and psst- is your location dealing with the song no boundaries?
or is that some hockey term?

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hahahahahaha you make my life.
no. it has nothing to do with that song.
:]

and I will live there one day!
I swear. haha.

[kathrynn]

dangittt.
that song got taken off of the tour because like
no one clapped during/after it.
haha so i guess they felt bad because, they changed it and now
hes doing a killers songg.

and you will, i dont have any doubts haha

[InnocentlyClumsy]

OMG are u serious?
I love that song though how sad lol

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aww sad!
I love that song. :]

and yay!
me and matthew will have a cabin in the albertan woods.
:]]
hahaaaa.

[kathrynn]

hahaha yeah.
Adam and Kris think its a dumb song anyway.
haha. i think it kinda is too.
Time of My Life was so much betterrr <333 i love david cookkk.

and awh! JO! HAHAHA YOU AND MATTHEW.

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I like This Is My Now better than Time Of My Life :]

yes. me and matthew.
<3

[InnocentlyClumsy]

Yeah I mean I'm sorry but Kara or however u spell her name really shouldn't be writing them songs on her first year as a judge. I know she did a song for Archie and all...but lets be real
people do not like her much. She's got some weird crap going on with her face when she talks.
Honestly, the only person I really think needs to judge that competition is Simon.
The rest are paid to look cute or yell DOGGGG in the middle of all their comments.

[kathrynn]

OMG I LOVED WHEN BLAKE SANG THAT.
haha i hate jordin though,
shes like annoying and she thinks shes pretty but she
really isnt and she takes all these annoying pictures of herself.
and dsjhasd.,

<333 mathordyn.

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HAHA I was telling Shon how much I don't like Jordin yesterday.
:]

mathordyn. hahaha.
jatthew?

[kathrynn]

hahahahaha why dont you like her?
i think she thinks shes cooler than she actually is.
like no one likes her, imo.

JATTHEW! HAHA THATS SO CUTE!

[InnocentlyClumsy]

Really?
I kinda like Jordin sorta.


Ohhh score for me too
Blake is my HS choir teachers best friend
Like no lie

[happytrail.]

i heard about that show, but i never found interest to watch & see
what all the hubba is aobut.

[kathrynn]

haha i was such a hard blake shipper
when he was on ai.

like i wasn't sad he didn't win bc he still would be like
askdjaskda good. but i havent really listened to him
...i sorta lost intrest haha

and srsly? thats cool!

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hahaha she seems like a huge snot. :]

and Jatthew. hahaha. that makes me happy :]

and that's cool, Steph!

[InnocentlyClumsy]

Yeah I mean the only reason I gave a rat's butt about Blake is cause he's a Washington boy.
But omg my choir teacher was freaking amazing. Like Blake and him and 3 other guys were in this band called Kickshaw or something crazy. I've heard music from all of them before.
My teacher is as good as Blake if not better but he's got a family and a teaching career so he couldn't get up and go to hollywood lol.

[kathrynn]

omg, thats so cool haha.

i was obsessed w blake for the longest time

great, now im having american idol withdrawls :[

season 7 & 8 > Life.

[InnocentlyClumsy]

I know....it's freaking creepy how I miss it.
Like from every season I find someone I've liked....but idk this season was awesome.

[kathrynn]

haha i was OBSESSED with like, everyone last year, omg.

and i know this year was kickinggg :]<3

haha it literally was like the only thing that got me thru second semester haha

[InnocentlyClumsy]

I'm so glad I'm finished with HS.
Even though I hate the thought of college .....and work and life.
I need a bf this is crazy.

[kathrynn]

hhaha then go clubbing and look for one

[InnocentlyClumsy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGeQ9YJVKc8


OMG his sexy face ....come on Kris it works don't lie you know you're an adorable little man haha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkLRs6xmFbo

[InnocentlyClumsy]

What did u guys think when Kendra said she was pregnant?
Like i thought her mom had a good reason but she was extremely rude

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I was like, biiiiiiiiitch.
then poor Kendra ran out crying.

good thing Hank called her mom, though.

[InnocentlyClumsy]

I know Hank is amazing.
I think that her mom was stupid.
Sorry but who in the heck tells their daughter "I can't be happy for you."
There are just some things u can't take back and that's one of them.

[kathrynn]

she's so adorable.

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well I mean she has a point, but she shouldn't have said that.
she should have just like faked being happy for her.

[InnocentlyClumsy]

^ESPECIALLY in front of everyone else.
I mean come on her mom was all crabby cause she said she was preggo in front of others.
WELL wtf is with the throwing a fit.
It's not like she was screwing around and sleeping with random guys at like 15 or 16 or something.
She's 23 yrs old and is getting MARRIED.
Like it was a surprise. Hank and her were hitting that a lot I'm sure cause he's kinda hott and so is she.
Plus...she's a bunny...what can u expect. Not like her mom raised her a catholic schoolgirl nun.

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yeah exactly.
maybe if she would have done it in private, it wouldn't be as bad.
but to just call her out like that in front of all her close friends was ridiculous.

[InnocentlyClumsy]

Personally I'd have said something to EVERYONE too if I were Kendra.
I mean who doesn't say "Ummm I can't drink cause I'm pregnant," when they are offered wine?
How stupid can a mom be. Of course ur gonna wanna tell people.

[thank me later.]

Yeah exactly.
It was a stupid situation.

[InnocentlyClumsy]

Anyone else watch



OMG what about when she told Hef sp? she was pregnant?
I started laughing at her face. " I'm pregnant....*cheesy smile*" lmao so cute.

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I just saw something that's gonna be on the episode tomorrow,
and Jonny? something like that. her stylist or whatever, was like, "we all have something in common with hanky panky! we're all wide receivers!"
and her grandma's face was priiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiceless.
hahahaha.

[InnocentlyClumsy]

^OMG lol that's funny

[kay]

I just saw something that's gonna be on the episode tomorrow,
and Jonny? something like that. her stylist or whatever, was like, "we all have something in common with hanky panky! we're all wide receivers!"
and her grandma's face was priiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiceless.
hahahaha.

hahaha aww her grandma. did you see last weeks episode when kendra was talking to her mom, grandma, and brother at her house after the bridal shower, and her grandma said "well i'm just glad i'm still alive to see all this happen!" and kendra just laughed. grandparents say the best things =) haha

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that gay guy kills me.
he is so funny. haha.

and it was that Mary chick, not her grandma. oh well.

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hahaha, poor kendra and hank.
normally you have sex on your
wedding day. but she was preggo,
so they couldn't. aww.

Edit:
Aww! Her ring is in a ladybug thing!
Hank is so amazing, omggg.

[InnocentlyClumsy]

Aww I still have 2 more hours till it's on.
That's so cute.

[Gabster14]

i love kendra her eventhough she's
a little dumb at times but her
wedding special is on tonight!

[Gabster14]

same here!!
its on at 10pm here

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Sorry guys, I forgot it's on at different times.

[InnocentlyClumsy]

lol it's np
I knew she was getting married and that's what's important.

[kathrynn]

hahah i actually watched it last night.
she looked so gorgeous,
like her hair.
and her eyes are really pretty.

but is she really short? because i know that hanks really tall.
but still. haha.
SPOILERRR IDK IF YALL HAVE SEEN IT OR NOTT BUT

i thought it was really cute how she messed up the vows.
thats something i would do. hahaha

[vulnerable]

aw, i love kendra <3.


hahah i actually watched it last night.
she looked so gorgeous,
like her hair.
and her eyes are really pretty.

but is she really short? because i know that hanks really tall.
but still. haha.
SPOILERRR IDK IF YALL HAVE SEEN IT OR NOTT BUT

i thought it was really cute how she messed up the vows.
thats something i would do. hahaha

haha, i think she is that short.
but, you never know from tv (:
i actually cried, lmao.
i always cry at weddings.

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hahaa, I cried too.

and I thought how she messed up the vows was cute. (:

[InnocentlyClumsy]

Kendra is soo adorable.
Her vows is something I'd do....and especially her having to pee.
Did u guys see the preview for next week with her and her friend freaking out over the baby kicking ahha.

[kathrynn]

hahaha yeahh
awww shes soo pretty wtffff.


she has really nice legs too
that sounded completly lesbian, but its true.

[InnocentlyClumsy]

I know lmao.
I like her fake boobs too :p bahah

[kathrynn]

there fake?!
WTF.

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HAHAHAHHAHAHA.
kathryn! you didn't know that?

aaaaand.
I was going to say something. but now I forgot.
oh well.

and yeah, next week's episode looks good. I heart Bridget.

OH. haha I already told kathryn this, but, I hate how even though she's preggo, she's still so beautiful.
haha.

[kathrynn]

NO! JORDYN MY SISTER WAS COMPARING MY BOOB SIZE TO KENDRAS

that makes me feel so sad haha.

[vulnerable]

LMFAO.
ahh, i didn't know her boobs were fake.
strange.

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well maybe they aren't. haha.
I just figured they were cause she was in playboy and all.

[Gabster14]

ahh..
i was crying in her
wedding special!

[kay]

well maybe they aren't. haha.
I just figured they were cause she was in playboy and all.

lol i think they are fake. i think i remember her talking about how she recently went back and got bigger implants than she had at first. haha

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^ hahahaha I wouldn't doubt it.

[InnocentlyClumsy]

It was on The Soup.
The guy and her were on there talking about her implants and how they could shoot people bahhaa

[kay]

It was on The Soup.
The guy and her were on there talking about her implants and how they could shoot people bahhaa

oh hahaha i think i saw her talking about it on e news, but i love the soup. that guy is hilarious.

[thank me later.]

I love every show on E!, haha.
that's an amazing channel (:

[kay]

I love every show on E!, haha.
that's an amazing channel (:

same here. it's pretty much all i watch.
there's always something on.

[thank me later.]

yep!
though they don't have Sunset Tan on anymore.
I loved that show ):

[kathrynn]

hahah ohhh god