Zac on SNL

[Its.time.to.fly]

sorry if already posted :]

http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/1373454 - part 1
http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/1373517 - part 2
http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/1373547 - part 3
http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/1373607 - part 4
http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/1373722 - part 5
http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/1373764 - part 6


Zac sings :D
edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puUWcf6jkYw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puUWcf6jkYw) - hsm4 parody

[svjoc1987]

ooooooooooooooooo t4p

will have fun watching them later :)

[betweenthelines.]

thanks for posting

[ForeverIsOver]

Can someone post them on youtube? :)

[TheWayYouMakeMeFeel]

LMAO t4p LMAO i love the second one LMAO hes such a dork I love the faces he does LMAO.
the army one LMAO woman talking to him while the train is running LMAO.

[Zacefronitis]

LMAO t4p LMAO i love the second one LMAO hes such a dork I love the faces he does LMAO.
the army one LMAO woman talking to him while the train is running LMAO.


which clips are they in? the army one and the train one?

[Its.time.to.fly]

LMAO t4p LMAO i love the second one LMAO hes such a dork I love the faces he does LMAO.
the army one LMAO woman talking to him while the train is running LMAO.

no problem.
i know they are hilarious! wait which one is the army one?

[la belle vie.]

lmao

[TheWayYouMakeMeFeel]

which clips are they in? the army one and the train one?


part 2 is the one when he does the faces LMAO.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGGH5Y_IT50 << thats the army one.

[TheWayYouMakeMeFeel]

no problem.
i know they are hilarious! wait which one is the army one?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGGH5Y_IT50 << thats the army one.

[Zacefronitis]

Thanks for posting!
Truly awesome.
I like the second one and the 6th one with the foot rub!!
HILARIOUS.
His voice is just scrummy.

[sunshine1000]

Thanks for posting! :)

[annaa.]

gahh.
he did AMAZING!!

[sunshine1000]

Do somone have the end of the show?

[anna_]

omfg, his hair in the last one
is fuuckin sexy. gdefwfiahf -DIES-
he should cut it like that!!1

and lmfao. i looove the second one.
his face is hysterical, but i find it
cute hahah. i love all of them.
awesome job, zachary. <3

[Its.time.to.fly]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGGH5Y_IT50 << thats the army one.

thanks ill add it with the rest :]

[LexiSunshine]

hahahahahah lmao
Zac as a german student from Frankfurt
tooo funny .. his german is really good xDD
he should do more comedy xDD

[ForeverIsOver]

Where's part 1?

[isabela.]

ok, this is not THAT funny (I never liked SNL), but he was amazing..he definitely should do more comedy!

[Irene.]

I'd prefer him to do something here in England
American Humour never really 'does it' for me

[moveinreverse.]

lmfao, i enjoyed every second of it.
zac did friggen AMAZING!
gosh, i love him.

[LOVEGOOD]

HAHA, thaaaat was hilarious. (:
He looked extremely good.

[efronator.]

can somebody pst the whole show on youtube?
:\

[beeee.]

end of the show anyone?

[IluvZaccy55]

lmfao, i enjoyed every second of it.
zac did friggen AMAZING!
gosh, i love him.

^^
I agree!!!
I didn't want the show to be over lol
X']
Today show scene and foot rub scene are totally my favorites
lmfao

[HSLOVEFOREVER]

lmao
His accents are sexy!
OMG! I was laughing so hard when he was getting a foot rub

[annaa.]

http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/1373517
in this part 2.
i didn't even realize that boy was him til like half way through
and i felt stupid...lmao.

[deschanel love]

he did an awesome job.he looked great.
his german accent was so good lol.
he was great but the material sucked.
saturday night live hasn't been funny since tina fey
and amy poehler left,imo.

[AFRICA]

I watched it last night and for once I am going to say something nice. I absolutely loved it! Zac did a fantastic job and he is really talented. Although for some reason I still don't see him as a serious actor, I look forward to the day where he proves me wrong, and then I'll be a fan for life. Every skit was hilarious and I laughed all the way through.

He looked so hott as a blond. When he came out as Kathy's son I was like WHO IS THAT. My 20 year old sister was like "that looks like Zac efron" first I was like how do you know who that is. Zac looks so muc better with short hair though, everyone of his wigs looks better thean his actual hair haha.

When the guys started sucking on his foot ROFLROFL. He even looked cute as the German exchange student.

I also enjoyed how he continously made fun of himself.

[TinaLovesZac]

t4p!

[madisuun_]

I watched it last night and for once I am going to say something nice. I absolutely loved it! Zac did a fantastic job and he is really talented. Although for some reason I still don't see him as a serious actor, I look forward to the day where he proves me wrong, and then I'll be a fan for life. Every skit was hilarious and I laughed all the way through.

He looked so hott as a blond. When he came out as Kathy's son I was like WHO IS THAT. My 20 year old sister was like "that looks like Zac efron" first I was like how do you know who that is. Zac looks so muc better with short hair though, everyone of his wigs looks better thean his actual hair haha.

When the guys started sucking on his foot ROFLROFL. He even looked cute as the German exchange student.

I also enjoyed how he continously made fun of himself.

aww good. im really glad you enjoyed it. honestly.

[invincible.]

lmfao, i loved it.
zac did really well.

[BBV.]

omfg.
zac was amazing!
he was soo funny and he pulled it off so well.
i hope he does more comedy!
=D

[give love a try.]

it was hilarious.
the HSM4 sketch was the best.

[turn right.]

thanks so much for posting. (:

[isabela.]

I watched it last night and for once I am going to say something nice. I absolutely loved it! Zac did a fantastic job and he is really talented. Although for some reason I still don't see him as a serious actor, I look forward to the day where he proves me wrong, and then I'll be a fan for life. Every skit was hilarious and I laughed all the way through.

He looked so hott as a blond. When he came out as Kathy's son I was like WHO IS THAT. My 20 year old sister was like "that looks like Zac efron" first I was like how do you know who that is. Zac looks so muc better with short hair though, everyone of his wigs looks better thean his actual hair haha.

When the guys started sucking on his foot ROFLROFL. He even looked cute as the German exchange student.

I also enjoyed how he continously made fun of himself.

finally you have something nice to say!
I'm happy you liked!

[Baby _ Jx3]

zac did an amazing job.. such a cutie and he's hilarious
loved the 10 year bar skit <333

[YOUAREMYHEROINE_]

lmfao, he's amazing!
love love & damn hot.

[Baby _ Jx3]

Thanks for posting!
Truly awesome.
I like the second one and the 6th one with the foot rub!!
HILARIOUS.
His voice is just scrummy.


i'd do anything to give him a foot rub, lmao
his hair looked amazing in that scene

[Kaayy.]

Loved it!
I really liked his look when he was getting the foot rub.

[zacfan_07]

I loved the whole show Zac did an amazing job hosting it. The foot rub was so funny I was laughing so hard when I seen it. :grin:

[hsmrulzmyworld]

yeah, i stayed up until 1:00 watching that thing. to be honest, i thought it was a bit weird, but hilarious.
i loved the "I AM YOUR MOTHER" scene. that was the best. i tried to refrain from laughing because my parents were asleep but i ended up cracking up anyways. good times.....good times.

[yesplease]

LMAO ty so much

[HSLOVEFOREVER]

I LOL'd so loud at the foot rubbing scene

[saris]

haven't seen the whole show, just clips and those were awsome!
the HSM4 scetch was fantastic, i laughed SO hard.

[HSLOVEFOREVER]

Zac does sexy accents

[Zina Hudgens]

i love all the parts but i have to say.. the hsm one is hilariouuuuus xDDD
disney starts arent supposed to grow up.. look at mickey mouse or lindsey lohan xDDD
lmaooooooooooooooo

but i have toi say..
zaccy zaccy we are going to study the german english again.. he did well though :D:D pretty close :D lmao! im glad ive never had such a dialect xDD

[yourbiggestfanx]

lmfao , i watched this last night (:
it was hilarious
t4p ((:

[GLAMBERT.]

OMJ. he is .. freaaakin' hilarrriooo.
gad i love him (:
thanks so much for posting !!
made me laauuggghhh . (:

[TinaLovesZac]

aaaahhh, i loved it! =D

zac singing 'isn't she lovelyyyy' so sexy blond bb! =D
'zac what the f is wrong' that made me dieee (:
jon bovi was soo funny! not zac but stilll <333
the foot rub was funnyy.. but weird ha.
HSM4! <3 LOL.. aaaah, i love zac =D

[TheWayYouMakeMeFeel]

aaaahhh, i loved it! =D

zac singing 'isn't she lovelyyyy' so sexy blond bb! =D
'zac what the f is wrong' that made me dieee (:
jon bovi was soo funny! not zac but stilll <333
the foot rub was funnyy.. but weird ha.
HSM4! <3 LOL.. aaaah, i love zac =D



LMAO I had no sound on the comp I had to watch it on my dvd WOW ZAC SANG I NEARLY FAINTED.
foot rub LMAO that was funny and the army one LMAO.

[PowerpuffGirl]

Zac does sexy accents
Lmao your sig makes me laugh. That was like, my favorite skit
"Word of advice: LOOK at who you're talking to!"

[TheWayYouMakeMeFeel]

LMAO check out my sig that song isnt she lovely is in my head LMAO.

[always_a_wildcat]

i loved the gerbil part in the underage bar skit. it was probably my fav part

[VICTORIA.]

i love you guys for posting this lol (:
but i need HELP. how do you screen cap it?
i'm trying to screencap the 2nd vid but it's not working.

[losing shadows.]

zac on snl> life.
haha, seriously.

[justinblaisrocks]

yeah, i stayed up until 1:00 watching that thing. to be honest, i thought it was a bit weird, but hilarious.
i loved the "I AM YOUR MOTHER" scene. that was the best. i tried to refrain from laughing because my parents were asleep but i ended up cracking up anyways. good times.....good times.

I loved that skit. I seriously loved it. It was my favorite.


i love all the parts but i have to say.. the hsm one is hilariouuuuus xDDD
disney starts arent supposed to grow up.. look at mickey mouse or lindsey lohan xDDD
lmaooooooooooooooo
but i have toi say..
zaccy zaccy we are going to study the german english again.. he did well though :D:D pretty close :D lmao! im glad ive never had such a dialect xDD


Bwahaha. So true... especially Lindsay. Good point, "Walt."

[GLAMBERT.]

Zac does sexy accents

i couldnt agree more (:

haha
especially that german accent :cool:
" MUZZA, I NEED A VUN VAY TICKET.
IVE LOOKED ZEE DEVIL IN ZEE EYE, AND HUH NAME EEZ GILLY "
LOOOOOOOOL. < 33

[beeee.]

that Gilly freaks me out! haha


"Hey! Who's that little lady running next to the train?!"
"I'm the love of his life!"
"No you're not!!"

hahahahahhahhaha!

"I'm breaking up with you!"
"Why?"
"Becaus i'm going to war. And you're really weird!"

[breakthrough.]

omfg.
-dies-
zac did fuucking amazing<3
those were hilarious,
gah, ilh (:

[cblodg]

i couldnt agree more (:

haha
especially that german accent :cool:
" MUZZA, I NEED A VUN VAY TICKET.
IVE LOOKED ZEE DEVIL IN ZEE EYE, AND HUH NAME EEZ GILLY "
LOOOOOOOOL. < 33

"Ver I come vrom ve have a name vor people like her, ve call zem 'pain in ze boot.'"

Hahaha!

"Everyday I'm on my.."
Zac: "What are you doing!?"
"This is what you work up to relax"
Zac: "Let go of my foot dude! Dude! No, let go of my foot! Aahhh! Wait a minute! WAIT A MINUTE!"
http://www.zefron.com/gallery/albums/0000001/Screen%20Captures/2009/0411%20SNL/normal_175.jpg (javascript:;)

"Sorry man. I go lost in the moment. You want some real advise, just be yourself. So... what are you gonna do?"

Zac: "I'm gonna go wash my foot"
"Good idea, good idea"

That had to be the BEST one on. And it only beat out the HSM spoof by a little bit. And his sketch as Cody Gifford was freaking hilarious!

[beeee.]

does anyone have the ending?!

[Rach]

I loved this, thought he was great on it and looked HOT, even with the blond wig!!!!
The HSM4 skit was proberly the best, i couldn't stop laughing when they were singing 'Troy's back, Troy's back'!

[Rach]

does anyone have the ending?!

I want ot see the ending to, i tried to look on youtube, but i don't think anyone has but it up. :-(
Someone please upload it :)

[TinaLovesZac]

there's an ending ?! lol

[beeee.]

we wanna see the ending of the show.

[cblodg]

There are screen captures of the ending on the portal site:

http://www.zefron.com/gallery/albums/0000001/Screen%20Captures/2009/0411%20SNL/normal_186.jpg (javascript:;)

http://www.zefron.com/gallery/albums/0000001/Screen%20Captures/2009/0411%20SNL/normal_185.jpg (javascript:;)

http://www.zefron.com/gallery/albums/0000001/Screen%20Captures/2009/0411%20SNL/normal_182.jpg (javascript:;)

[beeee.]

thnaks. (:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

[TinaLovesZac]

aww thanks.
now i wana see it more!! lol

[Rach]

Thanks for the screen shots!!

[cblodg]

aww thanks.
now i wana see it more!! lol

The ending of the show really isn't anything too special. The whole cast just comes out to join the host as he or she is thanking the audience for watching and thanking SNL for letting him or her be the host. That's the general way the show ends.

The opening monologue is always something to watch for though.

[TinaLovesZac]

ahaa okk.
i think i'll be ok =P

[moveinreverse.]

i wanna see the end D:

[beeee.]

lmfao.

[TinaLovesZac]

i still wana see it ahaa.
i'm showing my friend the vids.
and he loves them too woo =D

[Ritta]

ooooooooooooooooo t4p

[ShannonLovesZanessa]

i cant see them :(, & all the youtube ones have been taken down :( x

[life2shortjust2dowhatyouretold]

Gilly the Sceince fair is my favortie

[emmy]

he did such an amazing job on here. he was hilarious.

[DianaO.]

i actually didn't think it was all funny. he kept it "disney". all snl guest stars are usually perverted and funny like lthat but he wasn't. he was OKAY though but he should've taken more risks

[Scream4Zac&JB]

he was hilarious and goregous

[breakthrough.]

haha, i love the gilly says 'sorry'

[VICTORIA.]

i cant see them :(, & all the youtube ones have been taken down :( x

crap. that suckks.

[ShannonLovesZanessa]

yayy finally managed to watch them .. he was AMAZING, the gilly scene was funnnnyyy! "sorry" haha

[cblodg]

yayy finally managed to watch them .. he was AMAZING, the gilly scene was funnnnyyy! "sorry" haha

Did you get a chance to watch the Toe Sucking scene and HSM scene? I know the HSM scene is on NBC's web site, but the Toe Sucking one is not. That scene wins out for the most hilarious one of the show. Followed closely by the HSM spoof.

'Troy': "But I'm not here to talk about last year. I'm here to talk about what happened my first day."

'Ms. Darbus': "Are you sure that's such a good idea?"
'Truoy': Back off!

Hahha!:lol:

[google.]

he did amazing
he was really funny
and the snl bumpers looked so good
good job zac<<3

[elisaefron]

Can someone put on youtube please ? :(
I can't watch, say "we're sorry, but the clip you selected isn't available from your location. Please select another clip."

Please :(

[TinaLovesZac]

^it got deleted off youtube ):

[elisaefron]

yeah i know, but someone could put them again ...
I've found the high school musical 4 video, but there isn't no one more but that and i want to see the others :(

[TAS.]

^ same, please!!1

[elisaefron]

I've found this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puUWcf6jkYw

but is just this one on youtube :(

[Misses.Zac.Efron]

OMFG..

I love these so much.
t4p

[DancersLOVEZac]

hahaha his faces in the second one are priceless! hahaha t4p!

[TheWayYouMakeMeFeel]

yeah LMAO in the second vid.

LMAO i just watched the one with hes a german student LOL his accent.
lol HELFA HELFA lmao.

[Mary]

He did a great job. He surprised me a lot, but all my theories on his huge talent is coming true. I saw the entire show, but I had some difficulties with the Gilly scene. His german accent is the problem, I couldn't really understand exactly all he said. But I understood the scene in its entirety. Can someone help me?


However the other scenes were hilarious...when he talked about the college life without singing (HSM4 parody)....or the toe sucking...Zac's blond hair in the second scene. And what about the slap he received in the "I'm your motheeeer!!!" scene? I think he didn't know he was going to receive a slap like that :lol::lol:. They're all good and I hope to see Zac soon in other hilarious role like these.;-)

[Charlie St Cloud]

Zac did amazing job on Snl last weekend.

[elisaefron]

Can someone write all of the text of the videos ? Like legend , please ?

i can't understand some stuffs and that would help a lot .. ;(

Thanks

[TinaLovesZac]

i think i've watched the hsm4 parody about a million times ahaa.
i keep showing people (: they love it <3

[elisaefron]

Can someone write here the dialogues of the videos ? Please ? :(

I don't understand some stuffs ...

Thanks :)

[Mary]

I'll try to post the dialogues of the vids, if it can help elisaefron. But I'm italian, so sorry for the possible mistakes or missing words. Here is the first skit, the monologue. I'm not sure about two or three quotes and there's one missing word because of the laughs. Maybe someone who is american or english can correct the mistakes.
Here it is:

Zac's monologue

Speaker: Ladies' and gentlemen....Zac....Efron

Zac: Thank you....thank you guys...
Man! It's great to be here...for those of you who don't know me, my name is Zac Efron...
For those of you who do know me...thanks for staying up so late!
Tonight is very important to me because I get to reach out to an whole new audience. But first...if you don't mind, I'd like to say something to the fans who brought me here.

Hey tweens! Zac Efron here. I'd just wanted to take a moment in the show to say hi to you guys..and bye guys...I mean girls...because let's face it tweens, I owe you big time...

If it weren't for you, I'd just be some random college student, instead of a college-aged man pretending to be a high school student...plus...I wanna thank you for the finalcial support. True! Your parents gave me that money, but you gave me something even more valuable....your attention!

And if someone can keep a tweens attention for more than five minutes, parents will pay that person all of their ?? (the laugh hides Zac's voice). So thank you!

Fan #1: No! Thank you Zac Efron!

Zac: Why you guys are really excited uh?

Fans: Hi!

Male fan: Hi!

Zac: Hello sir! Are you their father?

Male fan: No!

Zac: Ok...well...

Fan #1: Ccc..can we take a picture?

Zac: Yeah! Sure guys...come on up here..
This is nice. I guess..not all of my fans are tweens

Male fan: Yeah..I'm a tweefty

Zac: What's a tweefty?

Male fan: Tween forty and fifty...ok ready..one...two...three

Fan #2: Zac..zac...do you are there late for the after-party?

Zac: Oh yes, yes I do

Fan #1: Is there your girlfriend?

Zac: Let's just say it's a girl

Male fan: Yuk!

Zac: We've got a great show for you tonight. The Yeah yeah yeah's here...stick around everybody, we will be right back!




I'll post the other skit as soon as I listen to them and write the dialogue. I hope you like it. Thanks and sorry again.

[elisaefron]

Thanks a lot :)
someone who can understand all , can help you if you don't understand some stuffs ...
It can be useful to fans that are not english or american speakers :)

[Mary]

Here is the second skit, but there's a lot of missing words. I'm not sure of some quotes too. But, as you said, someone can fill the gaps or correct my dialogues. I tryed to do my best :oops:

Here it is:

Host: Ok, we've got a very special guest for you now. It's your son Cody...Cody Gifford everyone!

Zac: Congratulations! Oh, hello myladies, ?? on things mum's gone it.

Host: Wow...it's like a mini Kathy Lee

Zac: Yeww mum, what is that smell?

Kathy Lee: Oh well, I don't wanna name names, but someone is towards some deodorant ?? (laughs hide the voice)

Zac: Doctor Scholls deodorators

Kathy Lee: Shake a delly baby...

Kathy Lee & Zac: Yeah baby...

Zac: Shake a delly baby..

Kathy Lee & Zac: Do we make you horny???

Host: That is not appropriate....not at all..

Zac: But seriously mum, in honor of your special day, the crew and I played a little trick for you...Hit it guys!

Isn't she lovely?

Host: Love it...here we go

Zac: Isn't she wonderful?

Come on mum!

Isn't she precious?
Isn't she wonderful?

Host: Kathy...Be careful, be careful

Zac: Come on mum!

Host: Be careful

Zac: Hey, you can sing..

Kathy Lee: Isn't she lovee...gimme gimme..gimme that ??

Zac: Yeah, you are mum!

Host: I think bar is closed, ok?

Kathy Lee: Ok, gimme ??

Zac: Come on...come on...come on

Kathy Lee: Come on..

Isn't she lovely?

Zac: Yeah, mama!

Kathy Lee: Oh, ain't it wonderful?

Host: Wow, when we return today summer will be show up some ??. That's fun!





I'll add some later. Bye

[innejprincess]

Where can I find a video of Zac on Jay Leno from October 2008? I t is not on you tube anymore.

[Kali]

Here's a transcript of Gilly for anyone who wants it:

Teacher: Alright children I would first like to congratulate our four science fair finalists. You've all done an impressive job. As you know the first prize was originally Jonas Bros. tickets for you and two of your friends but due to budget cuts the prize is now a healthy lunch prepared by my sister at our condo and a private lecture on wood beetles. But I think it's gonna be a really fantastic...

*yogurt is thown into wall*

Teacher: What the...? Hey alright who just tried to hit me with a drinkable yogurt? Huh? Was it you Liam?

Liam: No! It wasn't me Mr. Dillon. I was concentrating on holding in a nervous toot before the final judging. Oh great there it goes...

Teacher: Was it you Sam?

Sam: Umm you have to use your arms to throw things right? Soooo...nope

Teacher: Hunbjort (sp?), our German exchange student, was it you?

Zac: Mr. Dillon, I am not afraid to tattle on the perpetrator. It was Gilly!

Teacher: Gillyyyyy. Gillyyyyy

Gilly: What?

Teacher: Gilly, did you launch a drinkable yogurt at me?

Gilly: Sorry. *song* (Her name is Gilly and she's at it again, causin lots of ruckus like a barnyard hen. She's always bringin trouble ??? Knock knock who's there it's Gilly) Sorry.

Teacher: Okay uhh let's begin. We'll start with you Liam.

Liam: For my science project I built an automatic litter box powered by a potato battery and all you have to do is attach these wires...

Zac: Hilfa Hilfa!

Teacher: Why "hilfa" is German for help. Oh my gosh, Hunbjort!

Zac: Somebody has forcibly inserted silverware into my hairless chest!

Teacher: Who did this? Was it you Liam?

Liam: No Mr. Dillon! I was just realizing that if I win this science fair it's gonna be open face insert bully's fist. Oh nooo.

Teacher: Sam...did you do this?

Sam: Can you see me?

Zac: I know who impaled me. The culprit is Gilly!

Teacher: Gillyyyy. Did you stab Hunbjort with a fork, knife, and spork?

Gilly: Sorry.

Zac: In my village, we have a word for children like her. It's "pain in ze bootz" (pain in the butt. I just like the phonetic spelling)

Teacher: Gilly we'll talk later little missy. And Hunbjort please remove those utensils. You're making us all hungry.

Zac: Yes Mr. Dillon.

Teacher: Okay, let's move on to Sam.

Sam: Okay. My project is entitled "I don't think it's fair on a field trip for teachers to force you to ride a horse that has crazy eyes and a bad attitude."

Teacher: That's a very creative and personal project, Sam. You should give yourself a hand.

Sam: I'll be sure to do that in about 6-8 weeks.

Teacher: Is something burning? Alright Alright who tried to electrocute Liam with his own potato battery? Was it you, Liam? Was it you, Sam?

Sam: Can I curse real quick and you guys just forget it ever happened?

Teacher: Hunbjort. Did you litter box Liam?

Zac (on cell phone): Mother? I want a one way ticket home to Frankfurt. I have looked in the eye of the devil and her name is Gilly.

*a lot of "Gilly" and "uh huh" back and forth*

Teacher: Gilly, did you do this to Liam?

Gilly: Sorry.

Teacher: Okay you come over right now and apologize for your behavior.

Zac: Mr. Dillon this is an outrage!

Teacher: Gilly!

Gilly: Sorry.

Teacher: You are officially disqualified now stand over here with me for the remainder of the science fair. Hunbjort, it's your turn.

Zac: Yes. In my project, I wanted to resolve whether a frog prefers salt to sugar. But where is the frog?! Where's Waldo?

Gilly: Sorry.

Liam and Sam: Gillyyy *song* (knock knock who's there it's Gilly)

Teacher: Gillyyyy

Gilly: What? Sorry.

[Mary]

Thank you so much :mrgreen:. This one was difficult for me to understand because of his german accent. Thanks!

And I think in the Gilly song, when there are some missing words, that they say "Her head is like a bubble", but I'm not sure.

Here it is the fourth skit. There are missing words and maybe some quotes are not right.

Barman: Here yours, fellows! Two pint beers...Oh wait wait wait...Are you guys 21...?
Oh, I just mess with you, guys...

Zac & the guy: Oh My God.....man

Zac: I can't believe it. We're actually doing it. We're in a bar

The guy: You're brother was right. They never card here...it's the best!

Zac: Amazing! We should get everyone to come here after prom!

The guy: Most definitely...

Zac: Hey...that's kind of weird

The guy: Uh? What?

Zac: That table over there...and those kids look really young

The guy: Yeah, I guess

Zac: No....seriously....look at that table over there

Girl: Thank you

Boy: Thank you

The guy: Oh yeah, man...I guess they really don't card here

Zac: This is insane...those kids are ten years old

The guy: Dude, relax. They're just here to have a good time like us

Barman: Here we go gangsters. Two shorts of tequila

The guy: Oh, we don't order any shorts

Barman: No, it's from the...eehm ladies over there

The guy: Dude...nice!

Zac: Oh my god!

The guy: Thank you ladies!

Barman: Oh oh..careful guys. They're gerbils

Zac: Gerbils?

Barman: Yeah, the opposite of cougars

Zac: Dude...eeehmm....I think we should get out of here

The guy: No dude, it's great, I mean...the bouncer's kind of a **** but I think we should stay

Man: Listen men, I've told you several times you can't fight in front of mama, no no don't give me that look!

Zac: Ok..that's end, man, I can't take it, I'm leaving

The guy: Fine...gosh...

Policeman: Attention everyone..I'm observer William, I'm gonna need to see everyone's ID. We have recently the suspected this bar serves alcohol to minors

Zac: Really...How ever did you get that idea?

Policeman: We have man on the inside...nice work detective

Anchorman: Hello...I'm disgrace former New York ?? Eliot Spitzer...?? drinking is a big problem, maybe not as big as the wall street thing but come on, it's something, right?




I'll add some later. Bye

[redemption.]

nvm. (:

[beeee.]

anyone know what that woman says after she says "deaf jam records?"

[Mary]

What skit are you talking about?

[beeee.]

the erm... cody gifford one.
lmfao. its at the very beginning

[Mary]

I think she say something like "Worth to get my ??". That weird voice makes it difficult to understand. I'm sorry, I can't help you. :(

Btw here the fifth skit. I think it's pretty much complete, maybe just a couple of quotes are not right:

Host: Angie, maybe it would be more helpful if you told us why you didn't like this movies

Angie: I can't

Host: Why not?

Angie: I haven't seen 'em

Host: You haven't seen 'em....

Angie: Uh, bitchpleeze

Host: Yeah, bitchpleeze, ok. Well, maybe it's just finishing up then Angie, ok?

Angie: Ok...well, thou even get we started at 17 again, Zac Efron....more like Zac What The Hell Is Wrong!

Zac: Hey, did...did you just say my name?
What's going on?

Angie: Oh my...I love you.....I love you....I love you...I love you....

Zac: Can I help you?

Angie: No, I love you...I love....Oh he's my god

Zac: Who's this girl?

Host: This is a celebrity blogger...

Angie: Oh my God, shut up! Shut up! No, no

Host: What?

Angie: Shut up...shut up...

Host: Ok...

Angie: Shut up....shut up...

Host: Can you get a ride out of here? This Angie Temper, Zac everyone..Efron! Eehm...Efron for everyone

Zac: Can I have..?

Host: Get out of here!

Zac: Come on, let's go. You're right?

Angie: Oh my God!!!




Here it's midnight so I'm going to bed. Tomorrow I'll add other skits. Goodnight everyone. :mrgreen:

[Kali]

I'll help out Mary some more cuz I have nothing to do with my life right now :)
btw, in the bar skit, the girls who give them shots are "gerbils: the opposite of cougars" (cougars for anyone who doesn't know are older women who go after younger men)

Here's the HSM4 transcript:

Narrator: We now return to the conclusion of HSM 4, New Senior Class!

Kelly & Tyler: *song* Now we've done everything that we set out to do.

Tyler: I couldn't have done it if it wasn't for you.

Kelly: You're my best friend, from the start till the end

Both: And we made itttt *end song*

Tyler: East High forever!

Teacher: Thank you, Kelly and Tyler! There have been so many suprises today, but I am happy to say that there is one more. Please welcome to the stage East High's favorite song. He graduated last year and now he's back from his first year of college: Troy Bolton!

Kelly: Oh my god, Troy's back!

All: *song* Troy's back! Troy is back, East High is suffering from a Troy attack!

Zac: Please stop. Stop the music. Uhh thank you. Hello. My name is Troy Bolton. One year ago, I stood in this very spot and said that East High was a place where teachers encouraged us to break the status quo. I told my class that we were all in this together, then music started, and I jumped off the stage to participate in a lengthy choreographed musical number with my classmates.

Kenan: That sounds awesome!

Zac: But, I'm not here to talk about last year, I'm here to talk about what happens after you leave East High.

Teacher: Do you think this is a good idea, Troy?

Zac: Back off!

Teacher: Ok.

Zac: Here's the deal: noone sings at college!

All: What? Huh?

Zac: And from what I can tell, this is America's only singing high school.

All: Wait, what? No no

Zac: I was as shocked as you are. Let me tell you how my first day went: I was nervous, but excited. So I started singing a song called "Nervous But Excited". People just stared at me! There was zero choreography! ZERO!

Kelly: Then what happened?

Zac: Who are you talking to?

Kelly: You.

Zac: Word of advice: look at who you're talking to. Once you leave this school, noone projects or cheats out (??). Another word of advice: if you're sad at night, and you sing in your bed, people can hear you. Everyone can hear you!

Kristin: So you're just a regular student?

Zac: Ha, I wish. But guess what? I can't be a regular student because I got a terrible education.

Bobby: That's not true!

Zac: No? What have you learned here?

Bobby: I learned that I don't have to play into stereo types that people have for me. I can be a jock and a dancer, and I can be proud of it!

All: Yeah! You tell him!

Zac: What's the capital of Texas?

Bobby: Uhh Texas City? Uhh

Kristin: Texas Town.

Zac: I thought so. You're not gonna believe how little you know.

Kenan: But at least you can fall back on basketball, right Troy?

Zac: No. I may have been good here but it's become clear that East High plays in some sort of musical theatre league with a very low standard of competition.

Kelly: But if I know Troy Bolton you're gonna turn it around, right?

Zac: Nope. I'm a year out of high school and my life's over. I have no education. People think I'm weird. I don't know how to express myself except in song. I have nowhere to turn.

Walt Disney: You could come back here.

Zac: Who are you?

Walt: Walt Disney.

Zac: But I thought you were frozen.

Walt: I recently thawed out.

Kelly: But how?

Walt: Science says global warming, but I can't help thinking it has something to do with Jews...

Zac: Can I really come back to East High?

Walt: Troy, you should never have gone to college. Disney characters aren't supposed to grow up. Just ask Mickey Mouse or Lindsay Lohan. That's why I think you should return to High School Musical where you belong.

Zac: You mean it?

Walt: I do.

Zac: *song* They say you can't go home again, but here I am with all my friends.

Kelly: And we're glad to have you back

Tyler: Yeah, we're glad to have you back

All: This is a high school musical, and every day is magical. With you and me, and me and you...


I'll do the "I am your mother" skit in a little while if I'm still awake but I have a paper to write now.

[Mary]

Thanks a lot for youl help and sorry for my mistake but I didn't know these words. :oops: I'll edit the post with your correction. I have half HSM4 parody skit ready but you added it yet so I'll do the transcription of the emily skit and I'll add it to this post as soon as I finish. See you soon. :grin:

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Here I am with the transcription. A couple of missing words and some quotes not right maybe.

Emily: I can't believe we met just to weeks ago and now you're going off to the front

Zac: Don't worry..I'll be back before you can say Coca Cola

Emily: Ok, but promise me you'll watch out from the germans

Zac: Oh, don't worry about me, worry about the kaiser, he's not gonna know what hit him baby

Man: All aboard!

Zac: Ok, Emily...goodbye

Emily: I don't want you to leave..

Zac: Oh, don't cry my love...I love you

Emily: I love you too, Francis

Zac: Goodbye my darling

Emily: Goodbye

Zac: Goodbye

Emily: Goodbye...

Francis..

Zac: Emily?!?!

Emily: I just wanted to gave you my handkerchief...don't ever forget me..

Zac: Oh, thank you darling..

Emily: You're welcome...

Zac: Goodbye...

Emily: Goodbye...

Francis...do you miss me yet?

Zac: Yeah..wait...how are you running so fast?

Emily: What do you mean?

Zac: I'm on a speeding train...

Emily: Well...I'm always chasing the ship round the bar maybe that town

Zac: Oh..ok...but we said goodbye so...maybe you should go back to the farm

Emily: I'll run all way to Germany for you

Zac: Are you getting tired?

Emily: Nooo as long as I'm looking at you...

Zac: Well, I think you need to go home

Emily: But I don't wanna say goodbye...

Mum: Emily...Emily...you forgot your ??

Emily: Oh mum, thanks

Mum: I'm going ?? to town, I'll see you later

Emily: Ok mum!

Zac: Is that your mother?

Emily: Yes...I guess you got a preview of me in 25 years...

Zac: Ok you need to go home now...

Emily: You're my home...wow! ??

Zac: Emily...you're freaking me out a little bit

Emily: I know..I have so much energy and I only had a small breakfast

Zac: What did you eat?

Emily: Eighteen eggs and a ?? ?? milk. But all this running is making me hungry again...

Soldier: Hey, who's that girl running next to the train?

Emily: I'm the love of his life...

Zac: No, you're not...We're breaking up

Emily: But why???

Zac: Because I'm going to war and...you're...really wierd

Emily: Fine...but you're making a big mistake Francis...I may not be your tipical girly girl but one day you're gonna wake up and...wow....

Zac: Oh my gosh...she fell in that creek...

Soldier: No...no no no hang on...

Emily: I'm back...and I caught a fish...

Zac: Oh..don't eat it

Emily: I want to...for energy...did you miss me?

Zac: You know...Strangely I did

Emily: Does that mean we're engaged?

Zac: Eeehmm...

Emily: Yeah!!! I'm gonna go to tell mama...

Soldier: You'll never get to get away from that one




I'll add the others later. There's only two skits left. Bye

[andreinaHZ]

thanks

[Kali]

Here's the toes skit

Zac: Hey bro, you got a minute?

Jason: Oh yeah yeah for you little bro? I got a lifetime. There we go. Oh man I love guitar hero huh?

Zac: Where's your Xbox?

Jason: Oh I couldn't afford one so I just bought the guitar. You know it's still fun. So what brings you up to my loft above the garage, little man?

Zac: Uhh I need some advice.

Jason: Good. Okay good good yeah hit me.

Zac: So mom and dad are gone for the weekend and I uhh invited Becky over and umm...

Jason: Oh okay. Let me guess let me guess. You gotta borrow some Jimmy hats.

Zac: No that's the thing. I don't think that's gonna be the issue.

Jason: Oh. Okay alright I got it. You never pumped her tire, huh? Split the uprights, right? I'm gonna show you a uhh sure-fire way to get your ranch dressing in her hidden valley.

Zac: No forget it man, geez. I'm looking for advice online.

Jason: No no no come on. That is the way I talk alright? I'm not sorry about that at all. That is me, 100% now park it. Park it.

Zac: What do I do?

Jason: You ready? Foot rub.

Zac: Foot rub?

Jason: Yes. Now, there is only one way to learn how to give a great foot rub and that is by getting a great foot rub.

Zac: Haha no thanks.

Jason: Oh yes thanks. Yes bro bro. Right here. Pop your foot up right here. Come on trust me. Shoe off. Let's do it. There you go. What is this? Come on, I'm your brother. This isn't weird. Alright first off you gotta start by sanitizing right there. That's what you gotta do right off the bat.

Zac: Wait, is that Pledge?

Jason: Yeah yeah. I mean it's a generic brand but essentially, yeah, that's all that is. Alright now you just use a T-shirt and you just dry that off there.

Zac: Why do you keep a crusty T-shirt by the couch?

Jason: Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Alright next, next you wanna stimulate the foot okay? Ideally this would be a feather okay? You just wanna tickle it down, just like that.

Zac: It tickles man!

Jason: Yeah yeah I know it tickles. It's a troll doll, that's what they do. Geez. Alright now what you wanna do is you wanna cut down the friction. A little baby oil does the trick.

Zac: Why do you keep baby oil next to that crunchy T-shirt?

Jason: Don't worry about it don't worry about it. Alright? Here we go okay. Now what you wanna do is you wanna cradle the foot like it's a trophy you just won, you see that? Then you wanna work the sides or the "rims" as I call 'em. Work the rims just like that. Alright work the rims, do that. Right right? Look at this little piggy, this piggy. Now you wanna move to the Batman the TV show. Ready? Nananananananana. Nananananananana.

Zac: Okay, man I don't wanna do this anymore.

Jason: Look fine, okay? Fine. You don't wanna learn how to do this? I understand. You can just spend the rest of your life Yankovicking your Weird Al.

Zac: What does that even mean?

Jason: Oh you know exactly what it means! Come on!

Zac: It's just my leg's starting to cramp man.

Jason: Okay alright well then here. Just put it a little higher, that's all. Just put it on these catalogs. There you go.

Zac: Why do you have all those Lane Bryant catalogs?

Jason: Don't worry about it don't worry about it. Okay alright. You know what? I know why this feels weird. We haven't set the mood.

Zac: Yeah yeah that's why this is weird.

Jason: Yeah ok. Hey you know what sets the mood? Some tunes. There you go. I'll just uhh dim the lights. There's that. Now I'm just gonna light a match really quick.

Zac: Why? Why are you lighting a match?

Jason: Cuz I just farted, don't worry about it don't worry about it. Alright here we go. Now right off the bat what you wanna do is you wanna make little circles, just use your thumbs. There you go, there you go. Just make little circles like Karate Kid, alright? Whack on whack off there you go.

Zac: Isn't it "wax on wax off"?

Jason: I don't know I've never seen it. Okay alright shh shh. Just pay attention so you can replicate, ready? *singing* Every dayyy...

Zac: Oh dude

Jason: Just hang on. Hold on. This is where you gotta build to...

Zac: What are you doing? Stop! What the heck are you doing?! Let go of my foot! Get..oh my God! Let go of me dude! Ahhhhh ahhh What are you doing?!!

Jason: Hey hey! Fine! Sorry man. Sorry man I got in the moment. That's my bad. My bad, alright? You want some advice? I'll give you some really good advice. Just be yourself.

Zac: Okay

Jason: Alright

Zac: Thanks man.

Jason: Okay. Where you going?

Zac: I'm going to wash my foot!

Jason: Makes sense makes sense.

Zac: What are you gonna do?

Jason: Uhhh you know I was thinking of playing some guitar hero but you know now that I got the uhh baby oil, T-shirt and catalogs out I...I might go a different way.


I'll do the last one in a little bit if Mary doesn't beat me to it.

[Mary]

Here I am with the last skit's transcription. Sorry Kali :oops: ...you can add your correction if you want..there's as always missing words and wrong quotes maybe. I couldn't understand the name of the mum too. Maybe is Norita, but I'm not sure. But I tryed to do my best...



Director: Ok guys. I would have some fun shooting this commercial, allright? Oh and the way it works is you two are basically coming back from basketball practise..and you're hungry

Zac: Allright...

Director: Allright?

Zac: Sounds good

Director: Good, and ??, right? Ok. Then you burst out the Gino's Pizza rolls

Mum: Ok, got it!

Director: Good. And you're line at the end and we're Auh

Mum: Ok, and at the top I'm just doing..like busy work out here?

Director: Yeah, yeah, just like simple mum's things

Mum: Ok, great..

Director: Cool, let's do this..

Man: Gino's Pizza rolls commercial take one!

Director: Allright...anddd..action!

Zac: Hey man...great practise!

The guy: Yeah, I really worked out in appetite

Zac: Me too...I sure could use a snack

The guy: Gino's Pizza rolls! The best!

Zac: And now they have 20% more real cheese

The guy: Awesome..

Zac: Plus...it's way better that what she usually makes...

Mum: Hey! I...AM...YOUR...MOTHEEEEEERRRRR

Director: Eeehm...cut..cut...

Mum: That was...that was great..I like that

Director: Ah allright...eeehm...??...?? right?

Mum: Yeah..

Director: ?? I think the line was suppose to be light, you know...eehm..just like a "Hey! I'm your mother..."...you know just like a...eehm...playful angry

Mum: Ooh..that must have come up so wrong. My apologies everybody..I'm so sorry...

Zac: Yeah, no problem...

Director: Yeah..just try it again

Man: Gino's Pizza rolls commercial take two!

Director: Oh you know...allright...action!

Zac: Hey man...great practise!

The guy: Yeah, I really worked out in appetite

Zac: Me too...I sure could use a snack

The guy: Gino's Pizza rolls! The best!

Zac: And now they're maybe 20% more real cheese

Mum: Nooo...no

The guy: Awesome..

Zac: Plus...

Mum: No..no

Zac: It's way better that what she usua.....

Mum: Hey! EXCUSE MEE...I...AM...YOUR...MOTHEEEEEERRRRR

Director: Hey! Cut...cut..

Zac: Eeehm...she really slapped me...

Director: Yeah I know..?? Hang on..what are you doing?

Mum: I'm just trying building off his anger

Zac: I wasn't playing angry

Mum: I guess I must ?? or something..This one will be good..last one...

Director: Ok...??..?? eehm just playful...light

Mum: Like...just...Happy...

Director: Yeah, that's perfect, yeah..ok...are you ok?

Zac: Eeeehm no...but...

Director: Let's go on...

Man: Gino's Pizza rolls take three!

Director: Aaand...action!

Zac: Hey man...great practise!

Mum: No...

The guy: Yeah, I really worked out in appetite

Mum: No no no no...

Zac: Me too...

Mum: NO..

Zac: I sure could use a snack

Mum: No...NO...NO...

The guy: Gggg....

Mum: Nooo...no...I am your....MOTHEEEEEERRRRRR....I am your mother...I gave birth to YOOOOOOUUUUUUUU...I am your mother

The guy: What are you doing???

Zac: Why don't we cut it?

Mum: Eehm ehm my apologies. I think I can feel like now I'm doing wrong. Don't come out ??

Director: No I don't come out...I don't come out...allright...eehmmm..??...?? right?

Mum: That's yeah

Director: ?? the line is "Hey! I'm you mother..."

Mum: Right...

Zac: Nick...please can we just do this scene man? This should be really easy...but....

Mum: I know...he's right...I I mean...my apologies to everybody here..I have the feeling this is my fault...eehm so...let's try it again..what's the word you use again?

Director: Eehm...playful!

Mum: Playful...ok

Zac: Nick...she's not gonna get it man...

The guy: Yeah...you shoul fire her...

Director: No...no no no no no...we have planned at time and I want her in this commercial, ok?
I hired her for her amazing face...We got that...and she...she's like a sculpture you know...

Mum: Thank...

Director: Yeah..no..so I...you got it..I said you'll do this...you're good on your lines guy..just...let just her doing her line over and over...maybe I'll feel one should come down into the way we need..

Mum: Yeah...

The guy: You're kidding...

Mum: Thank you man...

Zac: That's an awful idea

Director: No it's not...

Mum: Nick I guess it's real...director's out there uhuh...

Director: Ooh, I guess so...

Man: Gino's Pizza rolls take four through eight

Director: And...action!

Mum: Oh no...oh no...you don't...I am your mother...I'm your mother...no no no..

Director: Playful..

Mum: No no...hey you know what? You know what? I'm your mother...

Director: Ok...allright...

Mum: I'm your mother...I'm your mother...I gave birth to you...I'm your mother...

Director: Here we go...

Mum: I'm your mother...I'm your mother

Director: Ok..we're...

Mum: I'm your...I'm your...I'm your...mother...I'm your mother

Director: No no..

Mum: His mother..

Director: His mother...you can't slap someone other's kids...

Mum: I think is pretty much what you wanted...You have it

Director: Eeehm

Zac: Ok Nick...seriously can I make a suggestion?

Director: Eeehm, sure...

Zac: ?? Do you have kids?

Mum: Yeah...I have five daughter actors

Zac: Ok...so how would you say it to them?

Mum: Oh, I'd just say.."Oh, I'm your mother..."

Director: Oh, no, ok, that's perfect...oh do it just like that...ok? Here we go...and action!

Mum: No...you...you....I'm your...MOTHER...I'm your mother...I am your mother...I'm...I think I should ??...I quick ??

Director: Ok. We finish...Good job good job...

Mum: Great job guys...

Director: Good job...






That's all :mrgreen: Bye

[turn right.]

where's the army skit?

[Mary]

Do you mean the one with him on the train and the girl running next to it? If you mean this one, it's in this page before the toe skit posted by kali.

[Sparkledust94]

And if someone can keep a tweens attention for more than five minutes, parents will pay that person all of their disposable income.