Funny Things your Parents Say About the...

[crash&&burn.]

this is the thread for;;

funny things your parents say about the..

(drum roll, please!!)

incredibly hott, amazing talented && did i mention hott? the:


JONAS BROTHERS!

yeahh.
so it's technicly a thread
about funny things your parents say about the jonas brothers!
&& it doesn't have to be your parents!!
it could be relatives and friends!


stay beautiful
&& handsome ;]

ps: do not take any offence to anything said here. all parents, friends && relatives respect their own opinion. thank you [:

[biznatch]

my mom thinks there cute and my dad doesnt say anything

[FutureMrs.Efron]

My dad: "Hey Kate, the Jones Boys are on tv again."
He can't even remember Jonas!
My Mom trying to explain who they are to my dad:
"They're like the Osmond Brothers of this generation" lol

[rosegarden]

my dad is crazy. he walks into my room and talks to my jonas posters.
i have a nick and kevin one on my corkboard and he was like: " hey kev,
one sideburn is longet than the other, fix that. kay buddy?" and he will talk
to the joe one i have on my door. one day he walked into my room and says
"hello" and i was like " hi dad." and he was like " i was talking to them." and
starts up a conversation with my poster. & he walks around the house singing
'year 3000' and everytime my mom walks into my room they come on tv, its
like so odd, and they were on GMA this morning and they played 'sos' and my
mom was like " i know this song!"

haha, my paretns love them
my dad loves kevin and my mom likes joe (like me).
(:

[vanilla twilight.]

my dad loves 'sos.' :\ bahaha. it's funny though.
my mom thinks joe's the cutest. everytime she see's them on tv ,
she'll be like, "janele, your buddies are on tv!" it's funny.

and then my older brother. haha. he's the funniest.
if i'm watching them on tv, he'll come in the room, shreik, "OH MY GOD, JOE JONAS!" and pretend to like, cry. lmao. and before i told him their names, he thought
their names were like, greg, peter and john. lmaoo. :]

[rosegarden]

janele, i love your brother.
lmao. (:

[Great Expectations]

and i quote

my mom: nick's hot
me: mosletor
my mom: well if joe went out with you...


i think you get the point...
lmfao.

[vanilla twilight.]

janele, i love your brother.
lmao. (:

lmao. so do i!
sometimes he sings 'we rock'. off key.
bahaha. no lie.

[ZacEfronsLUVER]

my mom says joe is hot =D haha.
she'll also like make fun of my posters sorta haha.
She'll always be like ohh good night jonas brothers.
& stuff haha.

my brother is mean though,
he's always like "oh look the gay brothers!"
& i love jesse mac & zac tooo (obviously)
& he'll always be like did you hear the news?
zac & jesse are dating!

[vanilla twilight.]

my mom says joe is hot =D haha.
she'll also like make fun of my posters sorta haha.
She'll always be like ohh good night jonas brothers.
& stuff haha.

my brother is mean though,
he's always like "oh look the gay brothers!"
& i love jesse mac & zac tooo (obviously)
& he'll always be like did you hear the news?
zac & jesse are dating!

bahahahah!

[INSEPARABLE.]

my mom says she`s a fan.

and my aunt thinks joe is really
cute, and nick looks like a nerd.

lmfao.

[ZacEfronsLUVER]

bahahahah!

lol yeahhh, he alllllways says that.
he got my cousins to join in now too.
apparently they're gonna star in broke back mountain
or whatever together according to them. lol

i just think....
#1 they're not
#2 if they were---it'd be hot haha.

[mefron]

delete

[mefron]

so i actually have a lot considering they are everywhere

we were watching camp rock the other day and my mom...whos a music teacher btw so she notices all the singing stuff...was like omg joe has a lisp...and i was like no he doesnt and she was like REWIND IT WATCH HIS TOUNGE

wow

and we will be in the car and my ipod is playing and my mom is like who is that? and ill be like the jonas brothers...and she'll go....oh ok thats what i thought

and then my sister...we have a lot
we have nicknames for all the stars we love
like zachariah...ryan sheck sheck...and j mac (zac ryan sheckler and jesse mccartney)
but the jonas brothers ones are
joesephene- for joe
kevinista- for kevin
and nicoli- for nick

and we call them that all the time

and one last one

we were in target and just walking around and i dont know about your guys' targets but ours have jonas brothers EVERYWHERE so my sister goes omg its a camp rock palooza

[annzie]

my mom is always like, "oh my gosh,
that joe boy needs some manscaping."
i'm like, "NO! he doesn't!" geez. lol

[amishaz.]

Mom: "Jonas who?"

Their not so famous in Germany, yet. *sigh* At least not enough for my mother to know them.

[You_Found_Me]

ok one i was telling my dad if i won a meet and greet what would i get them and my dad says buy them a razor so the can shave off all the hair on their head so they would look persentable

[alyyyloves]

my mom thinks there name is the gaston brothers for some weird reason :-/

[You_Found_Me]

my mom thinks there name is the gaston brothers for some weird reason :-/

lol

[anna_]

i told my mom joe's hot.
and whenever she saw them, she'll be like
'oh, which one is the cutie that you're talking about? it's this, right?'
and she pointed to nick. i was like, wth?!
nick and joe looks waaay diff. maybe she thinks
nick's cute. idk. :]

my two sisters hate joe and the other one hates nick.
i still remember when we were watching AI final, they were
dissing jb non-stop. ugh, it was sooo annoying.
but now, sometimes, i pretend that i don't like them
too. just so we won't argue. ahaaa. x]
oh, and one of them thought 'the jonas brothers' was
pronounced 'the HONAS brothers'. i fell off my chair when she
told me that. lmfao.

and my dad, well... he doesn't even know them. :/

[annzie]

ok one i was telling my dad if i won a meet and greet what would i get them and my dad says buy them a razor so the can shave off all the hair on their head so they would look persentable
THAT'S SO WHAT MY UNLCE SAID.
i'm like if that was someone i didn't like,
that would actually be funny. :]

[deschanel love]

i was listening to nick's solo stuff and my mom came in
and went ooh whos this i was like mom its nick jonas and
she went ooooooh curlybonce jonas? lmfao XD

[alyyyloves]

i told my mom joe's hot.
and whenever she saw them, she'll be like
'oh, which one is the cutie that you're talking about? it's this, right?'
and she pointed to nick. i was like, wth?!
nick and joe looks waaay diff. maybe she thinks
nick's cute. idk. :]

OMG my mom says the same exact thing except i told her i think nicks hot lol

[kuuipo08]

When they come on the tv my mum
say's "Owww, Rachel your boys are on the tv!"
and ill just stare at them and say "Oh yes they
are mother".

[xxZac4evaxx]

hehe! lol These comments are funny. I'll have to try and remember what my mum says!!

[_too_reAl_to_bE_True]

lol...my mom and dad doesn;t say anything bout them...but my sis, she says they suck and stuff :P cuz she thinks they are just to not cool for her...lol...weird.

[Londontown*]

okay mum was like looking my wall of Jonas above my bed and i was at my computer

Mum-"so which is your favourite"
Me-"Kevin"
Mum-"hmm..i like Joe myself"
Me-"thnx for telling me that mum" i said with sarcasm
Mum-"Yeah Nick is too baby face for me"

quite funny and awkward haha

[BABY]

my dad doesn't know they exist.

my mum is pretty awesome.
if she sees something jo bro she'll buy it for me
and if they're on tv she'll record it. =]
oh and my auntie thinks demi lovato is a MEMBER of the jonas brothers, lmao.

[Londontown*]

my dad doesn't know they exist.

my mum is pretty awesome.
if she sees something jo bro she'll buy it for me
and if they're on tv she'll record it. =]
oh and my auntie thinks demi lovato is a MEMBER of the jonas brothers, lmao.my mum does the same thing :D

i was watching the burning up video on tv and my dad came in he was like "are they the Jonas babes"

i was like "yes dad the Jonas babes" with sarcasm again haha

[rumored nights]

my mom says she doesn't like them but i know she secretly does.
when joe is singing or something she's like which one is that and
i'm like joe.
so she say's "oh yeah, the gay one"
:[
so i say "why is it that every attractive well-groomed male under 20 is
gay to you?"
and she shut up. lmao.

[lonelynights.]

^^ lol
my dad is totally clueless. he has no idea who they are. xP
and my mom gets there names mixed up ALL the time.
joes jim, nicks rick but she gets kevins right. xD haha

[insidejoke.]

my mom calls them the jonas boys

[poisonivys]

Nothing...i lied..
lmao

they say this...

Mum: wow i like joe better cause he's hot
Me: MUM! ur to olddd
DAD: ohhh ok who are they [[ like i tell him but he forget :/ ]]

lmao family.

how about this

Granny & Grandad:
nice signing but were old farts to like them







LMAO FAMILYYYYY

[TINKERBELL]

My mom likes Joe.
And my dad calls them the Jonai Brothers
or the Jonai Boys.
and my grandma thinks Nick is the most adorable thing ever.
lmfao

[Londontown*]

My mum is so cool, she like s Joe
whenever she see a something to do with them she asks me if i want it or not
or if its a contest she tells me to join it

[Great Expectations]

lmao. my friends call them the hoooe bros
because well they have nothing better to
do.

[KAYBUG.]

my mom likes them
and thinks that nicholas
is like...the most adorable kid
on this planet.
and my dad is weird
and he calls them 'the camp rockers'
and he thinks he's cool.

[all i wanted]

my mom loves joe
she thinks his eyes are sexy and she loves his hair.
my grandma said " those boys are thin!" & she thinks they are all handsome.

[Londontown*]

my brothers don't like ,but they can tolerate them, but i don't care coz my bros are olderr than me

[Londontown*]

haha it seems like everyones mum like Joe :D like mine

[Dreamerr_x]

My mum said they should all get a hair cut lol.
My younger brother thinks its funny to diss them in front of me, he always says they're rubbish and they can't sing and stuff like that. I just hit him every time he says something bad about them.

[IDIZZLE]

my dad says joe and kevin have caterpiller eyebrows. lmfaoo.
and he hates nick because he's a cowboys fan...we're all for the giants!!

my mom's in love with them. no lie!

[Great Expectations]

my mom likes joe.. i guess the most
because he looks like my dad.
it's kinda disturbing how
much they have in common.

[IDIZZLE]

creepy...^^

[Great Expectations]

http://jonashq.org/images/albums/CAND080808/JHQ080808002_2.jpg

pretty much what my dad looks like add 15 years
and his hair is short.

[eclipse.]

my mom said
ew they are ugly why the hell do people like them.
and i said i have no clue mom no clue haha
no lie=]
me and my mom pretty much hate the same people
jb, miley, nikki, haha its funny

[BABY]

my mum likes joe, haha xD!

[zero gravity.]

well my parents don't really like them.
and neither do i. haha. so that's that. (:

[_again&.again.x.]

my brother calls them the gays
(i dont like him lol)
my dad calls them the gay brothers
(dont like him either :P)
and my mum doesnt say anything
she doesnt like them though

but i was walking around this market thing and i saw a hsm, zac and jonas brother towels and i like screamed and my dad was like oh em gee! its the jonas brothers and zac efron!! how fantabulous!!
it was shameful
it scared me for life
lol
my dads a dork

[xxZac4evaxx]

hehe! Well the Mum's seem to like Joe (and so do I !!!)

[KuuipoGirl_xo]

My mom asked me which one I like the best.
And I said: Probably Joe
Mum: Oh the girly one who always wears pink.
Me:He does not!
Mom- (Points to my poster where he's wearing...pink)
lol

[KuuipoGirl_xo]

my brother calls them the gays
(i dont like him lol)
my dad calls them the gay brothers
(dont like him either :P)
and my mum doesnt say anything
she doesnt like them though

but i was walking around this market thing and i saw a hsm, zac and jonas brother towels and i like screamed and my dad was like oh em gee! its the jonas brothers and zac efron!! how fantabulous!!
it was shameful
it scared me for life
lol
my dads a dork

lmao! your dad sounds funny!:D

[rosegarden]

my aunt was at our house visiting from cali and she
slept in my room and i have a massive nick poster next
to my bed and when she woke up she walked out of my
room and said ' when i woke up this morning, i didnt
know i went to bed with a boy' and i laughed. the next
day she asked me which one i liked and i said joe and
she went in my room found the joe poster and walks back
in and says ' tell him to get a haircut'. but when she first
walked in she was like ' i feel old. who are the jonas
brothers?' (:

[xxZac4evaxx]

Above! hehe! aww i need a poster! Can you get any in the UK without going on the internet?

[TINKERBELL]

my friend's dad calls Joe, Joey.
lmfao.
when we were at the beach, he'd walk around screaming JOEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
it was great.

[Nellyy_]

My mom LOVES THEM and she said on my phone when she calls me she wants when you look me in the eyes to play and she calls nick "our boyfriend"
My sister loves them too but sometimes when i talk to much about them she gets annoyed=p
my cousin calls them "gay brothers"
My 3 boy cousins get together and be like "OMG I LOVE NiCK thats the one with the curly hair right?" "I LOVE JOE HE IS SO HOT" "AND I LOVE KEVIN HE IS SO CUTE!"
my dad just rolls his eyes and say "you're sister was just like this with the backstreet boys"

[Great Expectations]

me: i don't like soda.
my mom: well that's oj.
me: no.
my mom: it's a hundred percent juice
me: shut up
my mom: it does a body good


don't watch jonas live with your mom

(:

[ha_]

hahaha once.
i was watching like disney channel games performance.
and my mother knows of joe's background with falling and she was like


"no wonder that boy falls over so much, his pants are so tight, obviously no blood gets to his head"

i was like mum.
GET OUT !

[ha_]

my brother calls them the gays
(i dont like him lol)
my dad calls them the gay brothers
(dont like him either :P)
and my mum doesnt say anything
she doesnt like them though

but i was walking around this market thing and i saw a hsm, zac and jonas brother towels and i like screamed and my dad was like oh em gee! its the jonas brothers and zac efron!! how fantabulous!!
it was shameful
it scared me for life
lol
my dads a dork

NOOO WAYY!!
THERE WAS A TOWEL WITH JB ON IT !!! IN AUSTRALIA !!!

woah.. to much for me to handle
im coming to townsville HAHAH.

[Mony.]

My parents doesnt know Jonas brothers
but my cousin knows them
and she says "Joe is beatiful"

[deschanel love]

hahaha once.
i was watching like disney channel games performance.
and my mother knows of joe's background with falling and she was like


"no wonder that boy falls over so much, his pants are so tight, obviously no blood gets to his head"

i was like mum.
GET OUT !

hahaha thats the best one ive read so far. (:
my mom pretty much thinks joe should walk around with arm and knee pads
on and a crash helmet lmao she likes to call him always injured jonas.

[paiiiigeee...]

mom: joe is adorable and full of himself

[that.DARN.taylor]

my mom always calls them "the joni" or however you spell it.
i guess it's supposed to be like "the jeti" (however you spell it) from star wars.
i was watching hannah montana (only cause they were on it) and that's where
she got it from.

[that.DARN.taylor]

and you know how joe fell on stage last year, and says he has a problem with walking? well my mom and i were watching the teen choice awards when he said this and she was like, "aww look taylor you guys would be perfect. he cant walk without falling either!" i have a history of randomly falling while i am walking. to name a few, stepping on my pant leg and falling, rolling down a hill after falling (true story), tripping while getting on a ride at the fair (everyone stared while i found a car to sit in) and a few others too. so yeah, that was pretty bad! i was just like, "MOM!! you did not just say that!"

[kayliefron_]

haha my mom just looks at me weird when i sing a jonas brothers song.
and my dad probably doesnt even know they exist haha.

[xxZac4evaxx]

hehe! ^^^ Its only because liking the Jonas Brothers means you like good music!

[carrie.beth]

my mom says joe haas a big butt

[rosegarden]

"jon-asss brothers" (:

[kaitlyn]

My parents dont even know they exsit. But my brother always tells me that they are overpaid, mtv boybands and will be forgotten by next year. He also says that they dont right there on music, they lipsing live and they dont care about any of there fans.

[xxZac4evaxx]

aww.. thats a bit harsh.

[lost in stereo.]

my dad calls the jonas brothers "the jumbo brothers".
i honestly don't know why, but he keeps texting me
saying "JUMBO BROTHERS ROCK!!!" and i'm just
like, wtf?

[carrie.beth]

my mom always says that joe has a really big butt

[KuuipoGirl_xo]

Well I thought my dad didn't I have a clue who they were...

Me (Listening to games by Jonas Brothers) Do you know who sings this dad?
Dad (Imedietly) Jonas Brothers.
Me::o How the hell did you know that!?
Dad (Shrugs)Just a guess

YEAH RIGHT! I bet he's been listening to all my JB songs! lol I thought it was funny and quite scary haha

[rumored nights]

My parents dont even know they exsit. But my brother always tells me that they are overpaid, mtv boybands and will be forgotten by next year. He also says that they dont right there on music, they lipsing live and they dont care about any of there fans.

well. he's wrong.

[givenHOPE]

lmao one time i was looking at their CD
(the self titled one)
and my dad goes
Dad; are they really brothers.
Me;...yes dad....
Dad: wow three brothers all different lookin'

--one time we were listening to year 3,000 in the car and it's at the part
where they go your great great great granddaughter is doing fine.
And my dad goes "What did they say she's doing TIME?"

lmao.

[Nitzan H.]

Lol .
my mom says: 'Hey Nitzan the jonasons Brothers are on tv .
my dad doesnt say anything he just know that i like them (:

[jadyyy]

haha my parents dosen't even know who the jonas brothers are..lol
they aren't famous here in greece..lol

[youSHiNE]

well my mom kinda likes them
a lot of the time she watches them on tv with me
my dad jus kinda makes fun of me
like rolls his eyes and stuff like that
and my sister loves them
ooo but one time after a concert and
i was looking at pics i took w. my friend
her mom said "joe is a hot tuna"
lol it was really funny

[dance in the dark.]

my mom tends to say "ohh look there's your husband!!" pointing at a joe jonas pic
and my dad is such a fan , i mean the other day he came to my room and he was like "Ohhh this is an S.OS. my daughter wants to Leave , i gave my money to her ,Ohhhhh, now my heart's in 2 , and she wants to leave with joe , its like my little girl is growing up , and joseph wants to marry her"
and im like "WOAH DAD thats awesome" lmfao

[BrownOne]

Dad: Them boys are fags.
Me: shut it pop.
Dad: WHY IS THAT BOYS HAIR STRAIGHTEND?
Me: shutttt ittt pop!
Dad: THAT BOY NEEDS JESUS........gay homos.
Me: DAD!! STOP!
x]
excuse my blackdaddy, he hates any white boy I like. xD

[muchbetter*]

Hahaha my story has to be the funniest story.
I went to a JB concert and hahaha my mom and dad went with me and my other friend and they ended up buying us better seats so... my dad and mom were there by themselves while me and my friend where like 9 rows away from JB =D. P.S. my parents sat in there seats were standing up the whole time is what they told me and honestly i belive them.

My dad, me and my two other girl cousins were in the car and we were talking about the jonas brothers and I asked my dad who's your favorite and he was like:
"I really like the little one." or something about Nick and me and my cousins started cracking up.

My mom thinks Kevin is gay, but she still likes him. I get hecka mad when she calls him gay. She thinks Nick makes too much of a big deal out of his diabetes. And she never really talks about Joe because she knows that I will get really angry if she does. Also she always tells me that there pants are too tight and that she doesn't understand how there gonna have kids.

My dad really likes the song SOS. He just sings it randomly, he'll be like oooooo SOS. I don't think the knows any of the words though

My mom really really likes Zac. She think he is soooo hot. It kinda grosses me out.

All 'round I think my parents really like The Jonas Brothers.

[lost in stereo.]

^haha.

i went to a jb concert w/ my friend,
and her mom was like
"that middle boy has some major biceps."
it was interestingg, hearing it from her.
:]

[xxZac4evaxx]

aww! My Mum doesn't like them. :(

[life in polaroids.]

My mom went to the concert with me, so she sings when you look me in the eyes wen it comes on.
when they are on tv, she says "go to this channel taryn, your boys are on!"

and my dad calls kevin elf and tinkerbell, and gay ;/
i get mad at him for that.
i love kevins ears and his style!

[kaitlyn]

well. he's wrong.
I know...

[mickey]

my dad is crazy. he walks into my room and talks to my jonas posters.
i have a nick and kevin one on my corkboard and he was like: " hey kev,
one sideburn is longet than the other, fix that. kay buddy?" and he will talk
to the joe one i have on my door. one day he walked into my room and says
"hello" and i was like " hi dad." and he was like " i was talking to them." and
starts up a conversation with my poster. & he walks around the house singing
'year 3000' and everytime my mom walks into my room they come on tv, its
like so odd, and they were on GMA this morning and they played 'sos' and my
mom was like " i know this song!"

haha, my paretns love them
my dad loves kevin and my mom likes joe (like me).
(:

wow...lol...cool, yet weird

[iknowimspeshul]

my mom is absolutely in love with nick.
she just loves him.

[life in polaroids.]

my mom loves joe...a lot :/

[zelo]

my dad likes to joke around and be like, "oh how handsome!"
and like my dad thinks its funny how they're all the same height.
thee father jokes around about them a lot .

my mom thinks they're cute; circa camp rock days especially joe.
but now she thinks joe's faced matured too much :/ i agree, eh lol.
and she would be like, "the jonas brothers are on ____"
and i'll be all, "why should i care?" i ~pretend not to like them, rofl.
she'll always be like, "i thought you like them?" yeah, i'm such an actress.

[ninaaa.]

since camp rock aired, my mom knows who the jb are now. yeah. she thinks joe is handsome. she says nick is going to be tall and handsome. but he already is. rofl. i guess she likes joe more. :/ hahah. my dad wants me to be like them for some reason and when he sees them hes always like "is he the fifteen year old with the two brothers?" lmfaoo.

[down to earth]

this is the thread for;;

funny things your parents say about the..

(drum roll, please!!)

incredibly hott, amazing talented && did i mention hott? the:


JONAS BROTHERS!

yeahh.
so it's technicly a thread
about funny things your parents say about the jonas brothers!
&& it doesn't have to be your parents!!
it could be relatives and friends!


stay beautiful
&& handsome ;]

ps: do not take any offence to anything said here. all parents, friends && relatives respect their own opinion. thank you [:
my mommy says nick sings like he's constipated and that they act gay on their show JONAS.
lolol the OP of this thread is the jocker

[aasshhlleeyy.]

Lmao^^ constipated!!! Ahahaahahahhaha (:

[eclipse.]

whoa hey there i made that avatar of the OP. lmao

and she like why do they look like such......saggots.

[The_Incrowd_]

My mom likes them

But my dad calls them the guys with the hair. And The Big Dummy Jonas Brothers. And he says he's going to email their parents and tell them that they need to cut their hair. And then he made up his on song with Burning up

'I'm hot
You're not
you stepped on
my big toe.'

And then he starts dancing funny.

And he told me who cares about the big head Jonas brothers. Yeah my dad is... something.

[set the fire.]

lmfao. my parents call them the jonas fuuckers
and my brother calls them the jonas sisters.

[whoaitsnicole]

my mom says joe and nick are the cutest ones
but she doesn't like kevin at all
she thinks he's ugly and should change his hair and
shave off the sideburns

my brother kinda likes them