layna.xo
04-29-2006, 05:51 PM
Yup. I started these awards at exactly 4:17. I ended at 9:22. That means 5 hours and 5 minutes.
Well... 4 hours. because I couldn't let my parents see me on the computer, so for an hour I had to pretend I was watching Phil of the Future and cleaning up my room.
And I made one trip to the bathroom.
So that took about 3 minutes.
Anyways. I'm rambling.
ON WITH THE AWARDS.
****** 4 hours of work.
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Finally! The Results! Now. Before I continue and give you the results, I need to thank a few people.
- Thank you Hillary, for making the actual awards the winners will be receiving.
- Thank you Martha, for making a Wonderful Banner.
- And Thank You to me. For doing this. :) haha.
Now. Rules.
- There will be absoloutly no complaining. No going, "oh she got too many awards. oh he just won over a joke". That's not acceptable.
- No Bashing the other winners. Or saying you should of won or whatever. You know, bad sportsmanship.
- Win or Lose, if you participated, I love you <3
- AND NO CHEATING. No scrolling down just to see the results.
- AND NNOOO STEALING THE PEOPLE'S AWARDS.
Alright. Almost to the awards. but not yet, my friends!
Just a quick reminder, all winners... the awards are now YOURS. and yours only! Put them in your signature, if you wish. They're for your signature anyways. I am giving the link for you to put it in.
Okay. Now, the awards are like an award show. There will be performances, and I will be your host. Dialog.
Me: WELCOME EVERYONE, to the first annual ZAC FORUM AWARDS. Thank you everyone for voting, we had a trimendous amount of voters. Very successful.
-everyone claps-
Me: Now. On with the awards! Our first category.
FUNNIEST.
In third place... crowleyd545
In second place... Well, Me ! Layna.xo
In first place...
MDS4487
Here's your award, Mds! Congrats!
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-Mds goes up and gives a big speech, and then introduces the band PANIC! AT THE DISCO-
-P!ATD play there latest hit, and everyone claps-
Me: Now. On to the next category.
Most Out-Going
In third place... x3hearts
In second place... crowleyd545
In first place...
MDS4487
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-Mds goes up and gives another big speech, going over to time limit, and having security taking her off the stage. The Security Guard goes and welcomes the next singer performing, Mariah Carey!-
-Mariah performs We Belong Together-
Me: Wow, can she go high. Alright, on to the next category.
Most Friendly
In third place... Crowleyd545
In second place... Me! Layna.xo
In first place...
CASEY
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-Casey runs on stage, gets to the mic, says "uhh.. thanks yo" and runs offstage. Leaving me to announce our next performer, James Blunt-
-James Blunt sings You're Beautiful-
Me: Ahh. Beautiful. A word which has so many meanings, but one true feeling. To be able to be Beautiful, you must be confident, fun loving, and friendly. And for our next category, one special person must feel very confident. This category, being
Most Gorgeous
In third place...Casey!
In second place... Moi. Layna.xo !
In first place...
CALIXBABE
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-Hillary goes up on stage and hugs me. Then walks over to mic, and goes "Yeah. I'm Gorgeous. pfft obviously." and introduces Hedley to the stage-
-Hedley sings Villian-
Me: Alright. With some imagination, some people on this forum have created monsters, fairytales, and fantasies we all wish we could be in. Creativity is key.
Most Imaginable
In third place... Mds4487
In second place... Corgi658
In first place...
CALIXBABE
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-Hillary gets on stage and gives a perfect speech explaining how she thinks of things, and her upcoming ideas. She introduces Simple Plan.-
-Simple Plan sings I'm Addicted to you-
Me: Addicted. Key word here. Many people throughout the whole 'FANFIC' basis, have been Addicted to many people's stories. More people that read your story, the more effect you have on people. More stories have had more effect on more people. And people voted the following members as the...
Greatest Story-Writer
In third place... Corgi658
In second place... Moi. Layna.xo
In first place; with 23 votes out of 26...
CALIXBABE
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-Hillary runs on stage and thanks all of her fans. She introduces Avril Lavigne to the stage.-
-Avril sings Knocking on Heaven's Door-
Me: Knock Knock Knock... hello? heaven? yes. hello.
-everyone laughs-
Me: Well. Some people write beautiful fanfics -camera goes to hillary-. And some people read beautiful fanfics. There's no fanfic without a reader. One special reader. One in particular has contributed their heart into making sure the writers update, reply, and write amazing fanfics. Readers are inspiration.
Greatest Story-Reader
In third place... Mds4487
In second place... Calixbabe
In first place...
ZACISAHOTTIE88
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-She runs onstage. "Lyke Omgz. Guyz. your stories are amazing! NIKKI! Nikki where are you? ahh i loved your story. Hillary you got me addicted? CheL? ahh you're too sweet...etc...". Security pulls her aside with Mds. Security Guard introduces CarrotTop-
-CarrotTop gets the crowd laughing-
Me: hahaha. What a comedian. Silly, eh? Well. This award goes to a person... who is completely opposite.
Most Serious
In third place... helo111
In second place... Kathryn!
In first place...
DESIMON
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-Desi goes up on stage and just says, "uh huh...", introduces Britney Spears to the stage. Britney Spears is busy making another baby with Kevin Spederline, with gets the crowd laughing. Desi doesn't find it funny, and introduces Simple Plan for backup-
-Simple Plan sings I'm Just a Kid-
Me: Yes. Kids. one and all. In hearts and in spirits. Age doesn't matter. It's what you feel that matters. Some people feel mad at the world, and some feel joy. And some people feel strangely... silly.
Most Silly
In third place... Calixbabe
In second place... Crowleyd545
In first place...
MDS4487
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-Mds escapes from the security guards, managing to take the award and run. They catch her by tripping her up, and then I introduce Fefe Dobson to the stage.-
-Fefe sings a cover to Rod Stewart's 'Mandy'-
Me: Okay... umm, well, let's just say... let's hope the winner to this category is... nothing like that...
Best Singer
In third place... Mds4487
in second place... Layna.xo
In first place...
SMILEY !
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-The crowd chants "SMILEY. SMILEY. SMILEY" So she got up and sing Start of Something new with who was supposed to be the next performer, LL Cool J.-
Me: Woah! Man can that boy sing. -looks at his ***- :wink:
-everyone laughs-
Me: Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful or conceited. It is never rude nor selfish. it does not take offense, and is not resentful. Love takes no pleasure in other people’s sins but delights in the truth; it is always ready to excuse, to trust, to hope, and to endure whatever comes. Love does not come to an end. ; Neither does being respectful. There are mean people, and there are nice people. You voted for the Nicest. and here they are.
Nicest
In third place... x3heartsx3
In second place... Casey
In first place...
KATHRYN
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-Kathryn goes and starts crying. "you're all nice and wonderful people. I LOVE YOU ALL." She introduces Christina Aguilera-
-Christina sings Can't Hold us Down-
Me: You definitely can't hold us down. Espiecally in a negative attitude. The following people in your eyes, speak their mind. Tell it like it is. But sometimes that's not always the best way.
Meanest
In third place... Jackie
In second place... Desimon
In first place...
CALIXBABE
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-hillary goes up crying, "yo dat ain't cool. I ain't no biaatch all up in yo grill." The crowd scratches their head, and I tell hill to just introduce the next act. As an encore performance, Hillary introduces Christina Aguilera to the stage again-
-Christina sings Beautiful-
Me: Making the best out of the worst situations. A shoulder to cry one. A person to tell you how great you look, even with that thumping pimple on your forehead. Words can't bring you down. No way. Not with a diplomatic person by your side.
Most Diplomatic
In third place... Me. Layna.xo!
In second place... Crowleyd545!
In first place...
KATHRYN
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-Kathryn comes on stage to join me. "You're all wonderful! Don't worry if you don't get an award. You're all great people! No matter what!" She introduces Snoop Dogg to the stage-
-Snoop Diggity Dog sings Drop it like it's hot feat. Pharrell-
Me: WOOO! Man. They know how to get the party started up is hurrr! And so do these people!
Biggest Partyer:
In third place... Mds4487
In second place... Calixbabe
In first place...
ME. LAYNA.XO
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-I go up to the mic. "Well. I mean. I love my partys, what can I say. Who doesn't?!" . I introduce Britney Spears to the stage after her night of action.-
-She sings Toxic-
Me: Alright. Not bad for a pregnant lady. Eh?
-the crowd laughs-
Me: Well. Enough of the jokes. More of the awards, right?
-the crowd cheers-
Me: Alright. Here are the top 3...
Biggest Stay-At-Home People
In third place... Zacisahottie88
In second place... Mds4487
In first place...
X3HEARTSX3
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-she runs up to the stage in her pajamas. every stares at her, and then looks down at their fancy evening gowns. "uhh... I didn't have time to get changed. I was too busy at home. Sleeping, on the computer, watching tv... the normal everyday stuff.". She introduces Michelle Branch to the stage.-
-Michelle sings Are You Happy Now?-
Me: Well, for one, I'm happy. I don't know about you, but i've finally almost got these awards out of the way! For most of you reading this, you just want to get to the awards. Not because you're greedy... because you want to get it other with. For others, they're reading it slower. Because they can.
Person with the Most Time on their Hands
In third place... Calixbabe
In second place... Kathryn
In first place...
CROWLEYD545
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-She slowly walks on the stage. "hheeelllooooo. tthhaankkk yyoouuu". And after a while, she introduces Christina Aguilera, for another encore performance.-
-Christina sings What a Girl Wants-
Me: What a Girl wants. What do you want? Do you want to work hard and get respect from the other members? Well. I know I do. And I also know that the following people already have that.
Biggest Help to the Forum
In third place... helo111
In second place... TheWhiteWolf
In first place...
KATHRYN
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-Kathryn runs up to the stage. "GUYS. GIRLS. oh you are too kind. I just want to make the visit to this site easier, and more fun! You all love Zac. and I just want you to watch him!" [she giggles]. Kathryn introduces the next performer, Teddy Geiger.-
-Teddy sings For You i Will-
Me: You can hear Teddy say "For you I will". You can here these people say "For you I will... make a blend."
Best Blend-Maker
In third place... Crowleyd545
In second place... Yulzie
In first place...
CALIXBABE
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-Hillary comes on stage, gives a big speech, and intorduces the next act. George Bush-
-George Bush sings the national anthem. Everyone doesn't hear him though, because they are plugging their ears-
Me: Wow. Umm. Stick with politics, Bush. Actually, don't stick with politics. Stick with McDonalds and flipping burgers. Anyways, these next people can type, they can speak, and they can command in perfect english. They keep up with the latest news in politics and such. Nothing gets past these smartypants.
Most Politcally Correct
In third place... Me. Layna.xo
In second place... Crowleyd545
In first place...
KATHRYN
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-Kathryn walks up and gives me a hug. She goes over to the mic to thank her voters. Then she introduces Missy Elliot on the stage-
-Missy sings Lose Control-
Me: Wow. Is she racking in the good awards, or what? Anyways, I heard Missy Elliot only wore a pair of shoes once. So obviously, she has plenty of shoes. Almost like what these people might have.
Most Likely to Own 1000 Pairs of Shoes
In third place... selenaxxmae
In second place... Yulzie
in first place, there was a tie. Between four people. They are...
LAYNA.XO ; CASEY ; CALIXBABE ; CANDYTHIEF
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-We all go up on stage, and say our thank yous one by won. Then we compliment each others shoes, and Casey and Hillary leave the stage. Then Candythief and I are left to introduce Vanessa Anne Hudgens to the stage-
-Vanessa sings When there was me and you-
Me: Wow. You know, I always thought her and zac would make a cute couple. And an adorable one, at that. You know who would also be a cute couple? Zac and these following people.
Most Likely to Marry Zac Efron
In third place... Calixbabe
In second place... Kathryn
In first place...
THEWHITEWOLF
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-Matt comes on stage. "LyKe OmGz. Oh my, I love my Zac Efron! Bahaha. he's just like so HaWt!". He introduces the next act, Jessica Simpson.-
-Jessica sings Take my Breath Away-
Me: Wow. Honestly, I think she can sing. And you guys thought these people could post... alot.
Most Likely to get 3877845 by June 15th
In third place... Calixbabe
In second place... x3heartsx3
In first place...
CROWLEYD545
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-Crow runs on stage. She snorts, and pulls up her huge glasses. "Thaaanks guys". She introduces the next act, Ashlee Simpson, snorts, and goes offstage.-
-Ashlee sings a song no one can understand-
Me: Right. Err... actually, not right. At all. ew. Not right. Whatever that sound was, it makes me want to, oh I don't know... leave town? and... actually get a profession that doesn't make me deaf?
Most Likely to Leave Town and Become a Hooker
In third place... Desimon
In second place... TheWhiteWolf
In first place...
MDS4487
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-Maddykins doesn't hear her name called, since she's too busy making out with Ricky Ullman, who is our special guest this evening. She stops to slap his ***, but then realizes she won. She she goes up on stage, says "yeah whatever, and runs off stage. Then I'm left to introduce the next act, Acceptance-
-Acceptance sings their biggest hit, and the best song ever, So Contagious-
Me: WOAH. oh my i love that song. It makes me so jumpy. The guitar solo is so great, and omg the lyrics? ahh they're so cute. like one time-- *cough*... here are 3 people you voted for uhh... stuff.
Most Likely to have everyone on the forum as a friend by June 15th
In third place... me. layna.xo
In second place... Mds4487
In first place...
CALIXBABE
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-Hillary runs on stage, smiling, and then suddenly trips right on her face. Her long, white elegant dress rips up to her butt. yumm. She says her speech, and introduces the next performance, by LFO-
-LFO sings their hit, Summer girls-
Me: New kids on the block had a bunch of hits. Chinese food makes me sick. I think it's fly when a girl stops by for the summer. Wow. What musicians, eh?
-the crowd laughs-
Me: Well. As horrible as those lyrics were, some people wish they were them. People... on the street? Like these 3 people?
Most Likely to be a Hobo
In third place... i<3333zac1018
In second place... Calixbabe
In first place...
MDS4487
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-Mds runs on stage. "sup dawgs. uhh. thanks for the award. whatever." and then introduces the World Champion Holy Heart of Mary Chamber Choir.-
-They sing a very graceful harmonic song in German-
Me: That was really excellerating. Great Harmonies. Anyways, Let's just go straight to the award this time.
Most Likely to become a Successful Lawyer
In third place... Kathryn
In second place... Mee. Layna.xo
In first place...
CALIXBABE
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-Hillary comes up for yet another award. Instead of walking up, even though her dress is up to her ***, she cartwheels, and does a back handspring up to the mic. She introduces Usher to the stage-
-Usher sings Yeah-
Me: yyeeeaahh. Woo! Is it hot in here, or is it just me? Yup. It's just me. ooooo.
-The crowd laughs-
Me: Look at all that bling, yo! You want some bling? Some word of advice. Become a celebrity. it may not be easy though, for some people. Not these, of course.
Most Likely to Become a Celebrity
In third place... Dreaming_Of_Zac
In second place... HSM and ZAC Lover
In first place...
Me. LAYNA.XO
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-I go to the mic and say my long boring speech. Then I introduce Madonna on the stage.-
-Madonna sings Hung Up and does her sweet dance moves-
Me: Woo! For a 50 year old woman, she knows how to get the party started!
-Madonna stares at me ungracefully-
Me: Okay... uhh... who else can start a party? These people!
Most Likely to Have The Biggest Party in History
In third place... Mds4487
in second place... Calixbabe
in first place...
Me. LAYNA.XO
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-I go up to the mic again. "Ladies. Gentlemen. Party People. Thanks for the award. You're all invited to the after party, yo! Espiecally you." I point at Zac Efron and wink. Then I introduce the next upcoming act, Gwyneth Paltrow-
-Gwyneth Paltrow sings Cruisin-
Me: :shock:
-the crowd laughs-
Me: Uhh... let's just hope the next top 3 stick to acting...
Most Likely to Starr in Movies.
In third place... Crowleyd545
In second place... Mds4487
In first place...
COOLRYNNE<33ZAC
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-CoolRynne goes on stage. "Ahh! I knew I was meant for the camera" She winks at the camera and strikes a pose. I push her off stage and pretend nothing happened. I say "uhh... haha, ah.. here's the next performer, Shakira!"-
-Shakira sings Hips Don't Lie-
Me: Oh my. She can dance, can't she? I love that song! ahh mad props to her.
-the crowd claps-
Me: Now. Wanna see another dancer?
-the crowd cheers-
Me: Then ask one of these people!
Most Likely to Become a Dancer
In third place... KellySue
In second place... cheL
In first place...
YULZIE
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-Yulzie runs on stage, and starts dancing... which was NOT on the script. I pull her to the mic and smile innocently. "Like... SHAKIRA IS MY IDOL... like... DANCE!". She introduces the next act, Jimmy Fallon-
-Jimmy Fallon does a really funny act-
Me: hahaha. Oh my. That Jimmy Fallon and his wacky adventures.
-He goes to slap my ***-
Me: You are your crazy schemes, Jimmy! :wink:
-the crowd laughs-
Me: Anyways. Uhh, the top 3 pee-in-your-pants people:
Most Likely to Become a Comedian
In third place... Calixbabe
In second place... Mds4487
In first place...
DREAMING_OF_ZAC
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-Jamie runs on stage with a clown costume. she grabs the award and runs off stage-
Me: Well. Since those awards are out of the way, here comes the second biggest of the night.
THE TOP 4 MOST OBSESSED WITH ZAC
Number 4: ZACnVANESSAforever
Number 3: Calixbabe
Number 2: Kathryn
Number 1: ....
CROWLEYD545
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Now... the one you've all been waiting for...
The Biggest of the Night.
It parts the Winners, from the Losers.
MOST AWARDS
Number 3: ... Layna.xo & Kathryn ! with FOUR AWARDS.
Number 2: ... Mds4487 with FIVE AWARDS
Number 1: ...
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CALIXBABE with EIGHT AWARDS.
Please comment.
It took me 5 hours, and about 20 pounds, haha.
And a trip to my friend's house.
So. You're welcome. <3
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Well... 4 hours. because I couldn't let my parents see me on the computer, so for an hour I had to pretend I was watching Phil of the Future and cleaning up my room.
And I made one trip to the bathroom.
So that took about 3 minutes.
Anyways. I'm rambling.
ON WITH THE AWARDS.
****** 4 hours of work.
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Finally! The Results! Now. Before I continue and give you the results, I need to thank a few people.
- Thank you Hillary, for making the actual awards the winners will be receiving.
- Thank you Martha, for making a Wonderful Banner.
- And Thank You to me. For doing this. :) haha.
Now. Rules.
- There will be absoloutly no complaining. No going, "oh she got too many awards. oh he just won over a joke". That's not acceptable.
- No Bashing the other winners. Or saying you should of won or whatever. You know, bad sportsmanship.
- Win or Lose, if you participated, I love you <3
- AND NO CHEATING. No scrolling down just to see the results.
- AND NNOOO STEALING THE PEOPLE'S AWARDS.
Alright. Almost to the awards. but not yet, my friends!
Just a quick reminder, all winners... the awards are now YOURS. and yours only! Put them in your signature, if you wish. They're for your signature anyways. I am giving the link for you to put it in.
Okay. Now, the awards are like an award show. There will be performances, and I will be your host. Dialog.
Me: WELCOME EVERYONE, to the first annual ZAC FORUM AWARDS. Thank you everyone for voting, we had a trimendous amount of voters. Very successful.
-everyone claps-
Me: Now. On with the awards! Our first category.
FUNNIEST.
In third place... crowleyd545
In second place... Well, Me ! Layna.xo
In first place...
MDS4487
Here's your award, Mds! Congrats!
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-Mds goes up and gives a big speech, and then introduces the band PANIC! AT THE DISCO-
-P!ATD play there latest hit, and everyone claps-
Me: Now. On to the next category.
Most Out-Going
In third place... x3hearts
In second place... crowleyd545
In first place...
MDS4487
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-Mds goes up and gives another big speech, going over to time limit, and having security taking her off the stage. The Security Guard goes and welcomes the next singer performing, Mariah Carey!-
-Mariah performs We Belong Together-
Me: Wow, can she go high. Alright, on to the next category.
Most Friendly
In third place... Crowleyd545
In second place... Me! Layna.xo
In first place...
CASEY
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-Casey runs on stage, gets to the mic, says "uhh.. thanks yo" and runs offstage. Leaving me to announce our next performer, James Blunt-
-James Blunt sings You're Beautiful-
Me: Ahh. Beautiful. A word which has so many meanings, but one true feeling. To be able to be Beautiful, you must be confident, fun loving, and friendly. And for our next category, one special person must feel very confident. This category, being
Most Gorgeous
In third place...Casey!
In second place... Moi. Layna.xo !
In first place...
CALIXBABE
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-Hillary goes up on stage and hugs me. Then walks over to mic, and goes "Yeah. I'm Gorgeous. pfft obviously." and introduces Hedley to the stage-
-Hedley sings Villian-
Me: Alright. With some imagination, some people on this forum have created monsters, fairytales, and fantasies we all wish we could be in. Creativity is key.
Most Imaginable
In third place... Mds4487
In second place... Corgi658
In first place...
CALIXBABE
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-Hillary gets on stage and gives a perfect speech explaining how she thinks of things, and her upcoming ideas. She introduces Simple Plan.-
-Simple Plan sings I'm Addicted to you-
Me: Addicted. Key word here. Many people throughout the whole 'FANFIC' basis, have been Addicted to many people's stories. More people that read your story, the more effect you have on people. More stories have had more effect on more people. And people voted the following members as the...
Greatest Story-Writer
In third place... Corgi658
In second place... Moi. Layna.xo
In first place; with 23 votes out of 26...
CALIXBABE
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-Hillary runs on stage and thanks all of her fans. She introduces Avril Lavigne to the stage.-
-Avril sings Knocking on Heaven's Door-
Me: Knock Knock Knock... hello? heaven? yes. hello.
-everyone laughs-
Me: Well. Some people write beautiful fanfics -camera goes to hillary-. And some people read beautiful fanfics. There's no fanfic without a reader. One special reader. One in particular has contributed their heart into making sure the writers update, reply, and write amazing fanfics. Readers are inspiration.
Greatest Story-Reader
In third place... Mds4487
In second place... Calixbabe
In first place...
ZACISAHOTTIE88
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-She runs onstage. "Lyke Omgz. Guyz. your stories are amazing! NIKKI! Nikki where are you? ahh i loved your story. Hillary you got me addicted? CheL? ahh you're too sweet...etc...". Security pulls her aside with Mds. Security Guard introduces CarrotTop-
-CarrotTop gets the crowd laughing-
Me: hahaha. What a comedian. Silly, eh? Well. This award goes to a person... who is completely opposite.
Most Serious
In third place... helo111
In second place... Kathryn!
In first place...
DESIMON
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-Desi goes up on stage and just says, "uh huh...", introduces Britney Spears to the stage. Britney Spears is busy making another baby with Kevin Spederline, with gets the crowd laughing. Desi doesn't find it funny, and introduces Simple Plan for backup-
-Simple Plan sings I'm Just a Kid-
Me: Yes. Kids. one and all. In hearts and in spirits. Age doesn't matter. It's what you feel that matters. Some people feel mad at the world, and some feel joy. And some people feel strangely... silly.
Most Silly
In third place... Calixbabe
In second place... Crowleyd545
In first place...
MDS4487
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-Mds escapes from the security guards, managing to take the award and run. They catch her by tripping her up, and then I introduce Fefe Dobson to the stage.-
-Fefe sings a cover to Rod Stewart's 'Mandy'-
Me: Okay... umm, well, let's just say... let's hope the winner to this category is... nothing like that...
Best Singer
In third place... Mds4487
in second place... Layna.xo
In first place...
SMILEY !
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-The crowd chants "SMILEY. SMILEY. SMILEY" So she got up and sing Start of Something new with who was supposed to be the next performer, LL Cool J.-
Me: Woah! Man can that boy sing. -looks at his ***- :wink:
-everyone laughs-
Me: Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful or conceited. It is never rude nor selfish. it does not take offense, and is not resentful. Love takes no pleasure in other people’s sins but delights in the truth; it is always ready to excuse, to trust, to hope, and to endure whatever comes. Love does not come to an end. ; Neither does being respectful. There are mean people, and there are nice people. You voted for the Nicest. and here they are.
Nicest
In third place... x3heartsx3
In second place... Casey
In first place...
KATHRYN
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-Kathryn goes and starts crying. "you're all nice and wonderful people. I LOVE YOU ALL." She introduces Christina Aguilera-
-Christina sings Can't Hold us Down-
Me: You definitely can't hold us down. Espiecally in a negative attitude. The following people in your eyes, speak their mind. Tell it like it is. But sometimes that's not always the best way.
Meanest
In third place... Jackie
In second place... Desimon
In first place...
CALIXBABE
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-hillary goes up crying, "yo dat ain't cool. I ain't no biaatch all up in yo grill." The crowd scratches their head, and I tell hill to just introduce the next act. As an encore performance, Hillary introduces Christina Aguilera to the stage again-
-Christina sings Beautiful-
Me: Making the best out of the worst situations. A shoulder to cry one. A person to tell you how great you look, even with that thumping pimple on your forehead. Words can't bring you down. No way. Not with a diplomatic person by your side.
Most Diplomatic
In third place... Me. Layna.xo!
In second place... Crowleyd545!
In first place...
KATHRYN
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-Kathryn comes on stage to join me. "You're all wonderful! Don't worry if you don't get an award. You're all great people! No matter what!" She introduces Snoop Dogg to the stage-
-Snoop Diggity Dog sings Drop it like it's hot feat. Pharrell-
Me: WOOO! Man. They know how to get the party started up is hurrr! And so do these people!
Biggest Partyer:
In third place... Mds4487
In second place... Calixbabe
In first place...
ME. LAYNA.XO
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-I go up to the mic. "Well. I mean. I love my partys, what can I say. Who doesn't?!" . I introduce Britney Spears to the stage after her night of action.-
-She sings Toxic-
Me: Alright. Not bad for a pregnant lady. Eh?
-the crowd laughs-
Me: Well. Enough of the jokes. More of the awards, right?
-the crowd cheers-
Me: Alright. Here are the top 3...
Biggest Stay-At-Home People
In third place... Zacisahottie88
In second place... Mds4487
In first place...
X3HEARTSX3
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-she runs up to the stage in her pajamas. every stares at her, and then looks down at their fancy evening gowns. "uhh... I didn't have time to get changed. I was too busy at home. Sleeping, on the computer, watching tv... the normal everyday stuff.". She introduces Michelle Branch to the stage.-
-Michelle sings Are You Happy Now?-
Me: Well, for one, I'm happy. I don't know about you, but i've finally almost got these awards out of the way! For most of you reading this, you just want to get to the awards. Not because you're greedy... because you want to get it other with. For others, they're reading it slower. Because they can.
Person with the Most Time on their Hands
In third place... Calixbabe
In second place... Kathryn
In first place...
CROWLEYD545
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-She slowly walks on the stage. "hheeelllooooo. tthhaankkk yyoouuu". And after a while, she introduces Christina Aguilera, for another encore performance.-
-Christina sings What a Girl Wants-
Me: What a Girl wants. What do you want? Do you want to work hard and get respect from the other members? Well. I know I do. And I also know that the following people already have that.
Biggest Help to the Forum
In third place... helo111
In second place... TheWhiteWolf
In first place...
KATHRYN
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-Kathryn runs up to the stage. "GUYS. GIRLS. oh you are too kind. I just want to make the visit to this site easier, and more fun! You all love Zac. and I just want you to watch him!" [she giggles]. Kathryn introduces the next performer, Teddy Geiger.-
-Teddy sings For You i Will-
Me: You can hear Teddy say "For you I will". You can here these people say "For you I will... make a blend."
Best Blend-Maker
In third place... Crowleyd545
In second place... Yulzie
In first place...
CALIXBABE
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-Hillary comes on stage, gives a big speech, and intorduces the next act. George Bush-
-George Bush sings the national anthem. Everyone doesn't hear him though, because they are plugging their ears-
Me: Wow. Umm. Stick with politics, Bush. Actually, don't stick with politics. Stick with McDonalds and flipping burgers. Anyways, these next people can type, they can speak, and they can command in perfect english. They keep up with the latest news in politics and such. Nothing gets past these smartypants.
Most Politcally Correct
In third place... Me. Layna.xo
In second place... Crowleyd545
In first place...
KATHRYN
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-Kathryn walks up and gives me a hug. She goes over to the mic to thank her voters. Then she introduces Missy Elliot on the stage-
-Missy sings Lose Control-
Me: Wow. Is she racking in the good awards, or what? Anyways, I heard Missy Elliot only wore a pair of shoes once. So obviously, she has plenty of shoes. Almost like what these people might have.
Most Likely to Own 1000 Pairs of Shoes
In third place... selenaxxmae
In second place... Yulzie
in first place, there was a tie. Between four people. They are...
LAYNA.XO ; CASEY ; CALIXBABE ; CANDYTHIEF
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-We all go up on stage, and say our thank yous one by won. Then we compliment each others shoes, and Casey and Hillary leave the stage. Then Candythief and I are left to introduce Vanessa Anne Hudgens to the stage-
-Vanessa sings When there was me and you-
Me: Wow. You know, I always thought her and zac would make a cute couple. And an adorable one, at that. You know who would also be a cute couple? Zac and these following people.
Most Likely to Marry Zac Efron
In third place... Calixbabe
In second place... Kathryn
In first place...
THEWHITEWOLF
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-Matt comes on stage. "LyKe OmGz. Oh my, I love my Zac Efron! Bahaha. he's just like so HaWt!". He introduces the next act, Jessica Simpson.-
-Jessica sings Take my Breath Away-
Me: Wow. Honestly, I think she can sing. And you guys thought these people could post... alot.
Most Likely to get 3877845 by June 15th
In third place... Calixbabe
In second place... x3heartsx3
In first place...
CROWLEYD545
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-Crow runs on stage. She snorts, and pulls up her huge glasses. "Thaaanks guys". She introduces the next act, Ashlee Simpson, snorts, and goes offstage.-
-Ashlee sings a song no one can understand-
Me: Right. Err... actually, not right. At all. ew. Not right. Whatever that sound was, it makes me want to, oh I don't know... leave town? and... actually get a profession that doesn't make me deaf?
Most Likely to Leave Town and Become a Hooker
In third place... Desimon
In second place... TheWhiteWolf
In first place...
MDS4487
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-Maddykins doesn't hear her name called, since she's too busy making out with Ricky Ullman, who is our special guest this evening. She stops to slap his ***, but then realizes she won. She she goes up on stage, says "yeah whatever, and runs off stage. Then I'm left to introduce the next act, Acceptance-
-Acceptance sings their biggest hit, and the best song ever, So Contagious-
Me: WOAH. oh my i love that song. It makes me so jumpy. The guitar solo is so great, and omg the lyrics? ahh they're so cute. like one time-- *cough*... here are 3 people you voted for uhh... stuff.
Most Likely to have everyone on the forum as a friend by June 15th
In third place... me. layna.xo
In second place... Mds4487
In first place...
CALIXBABE
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-Hillary runs on stage, smiling, and then suddenly trips right on her face. Her long, white elegant dress rips up to her butt. yumm. She says her speech, and introduces the next performance, by LFO-
-LFO sings their hit, Summer girls-
Me: New kids on the block had a bunch of hits. Chinese food makes me sick. I think it's fly when a girl stops by for the summer. Wow. What musicians, eh?
-the crowd laughs-
Me: Well. As horrible as those lyrics were, some people wish they were them. People... on the street? Like these 3 people?
Most Likely to be a Hobo
In third place... i<3333zac1018
In second place... Calixbabe
In first place...
MDS4487
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-Mds runs on stage. "sup dawgs. uhh. thanks for the award. whatever." and then introduces the World Champion Holy Heart of Mary Chamber Choir.-
-They sing a very graceful harmonic song in German-
Me: That was really excellerating. Great Harmonies. Anyways, Let's just go straight to the award this time.
Most Likely to become a Successful Lawyer
In third place... Kathryn
In second place... Mee. Layna.xo
In first place...
CALIXBABE
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-Hillary comes up for yet another award. Instead of walking up, even though her dress is up to her ***, she cartwheels, and does a back handspring up to the mic. She introduces Usher to the stage-
-Usher sings Yeah-
Me: yyeeeaahh. Woo! Is it hot in here, or is it just me? Yup. It's just me. ooooo.
-The crowd laughs-
Me: Look at all that bling, yo! You want some bling? Some word of advice. Become a celebrity. it may not be easy though, for some people. Not these, of course.
Most Likely to Become a Celebrity
In third place... Dreaming_Of_Zac
In second place... HSM and ZAC Lover
In first place...
Me. LAYNA.XO
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-I go to the mic and say my long boring speech. Then I introduce Madonna on the stage.-
-Madonna sings Hung Up and does her sweet dance moves-
Me: Woo! For a 50 year old woman, she knows how to get the party started!
-Madonna stares at me ungracefully-
Me: Okay... uhh... who else can start a party? These people!
Most Likely to Have The Biggest Party in History
In third place... Mds4487
in second place... Calixbabe
in first place...
Me. LAYNA.XO
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-I go up to the mic again. "Ladies. Gentlemen. Party People. Thanks for the award. You're all invited to the after party, yo! Espiecally you." I point at Zac Efron and wink. Then I introduce the next upcoming act, Gwyneth Paltrow-
-Gwyneth Paltrow sings Cruisin-
Me: :shock:
-the crowd laughs-
Me: Uhh... let's just hope the next top 3 stick to acting...
Most Likely to Starr in Movies.
In third place... Crowleyd545
In second place... Mds4487
In first place...
COOLRYNNE<33ZAC
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-CoolRynne goes on stage. "Ahh! I knew I was meant for the camera" She winks at the camera and strikes a pose. I push her off stage and pretend nothing happened. I say "uhh... haha, ah.. here's the next performer, Shakira!"-
-Shakira sings Hips Don't Lie-
Me: Oh my. She can dance, can't she? I love that song! ahh mad props to her.
-the crowd claps-
Me: Now. Wanna see another dancer?
-the crowd cheers-
Me: Then ask one of these people!
Most Likely to Become a Dancer
In third place... KellySue
In second place... cheL
In first place...
YULZIE
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-Yulzie runs on stage, and starts dancing... which was NOT on the script. I pull her to the mic and smile innocently. "Like... SHAKIRA IS MY IDOL... like... DANCE!". She introduces the next act, Jimmy Fallon-
-Jimmy Fallon does a really funny act-
Me: hahaha. Oh my. That Jimmy Fallon and his wacky adventures.
-He goes to slap my ***-
Me: You are your crazy schemes, Jimmy! :wink:
-the crowd laughs-
Me: Anyways. Uhh, the top 3 pee-in-your-pants people:
Most Likely to Become a Comedian
In third place... Calixbabe
In second place... Mds4487
In first place...
DREAMING_OF_ZAC
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-Jamie runs on stage with a clown costume. she grabs the award and runs off stage-
Me: Well. Since those awards are out of the way, here comes the second biggest of the night.
THE TOP 4 MOST OBSESSED WITH ZAC
Number 4: ZACnVANESSAforever
Number 3: Calixbabe
Number 2: Kathryn
Number 1: ....
CROWLEYD545
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Now... the one you've all been waiting for...
The Biggest of the Night.
It parts the Winners, from the Losers.
MOST AWARDS
Number 3: ... Layna.xo & Kathryn ! with FOUR AWARDS.
Number 2: ... Mds4487 with FIVE AWARDS
Number 1: ...
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CALIXBABE with EIGHT AWARDS.
Please comment.
It took me 5 hours, and about 20 pounds, haha.
And a trip to my friend's house.
So. You're welcome. <3
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